The only youtuber that can actually buy a Youtube

I've always had problems getting it right but it's fun when you find the correct pattern

I love June.. It's a great month.

Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

Me as a new manager, talking to the former manager.
Me : So what am I supposed to do?
He : You just yell at everybody's face.
Me : You know you can't do that to everybody.
He : Yes, I have.

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Dear fuckface,
Fuck you and your Electron gobbling up RAM like it's free food at a all-you-can-eat buffet. It's not. Please take your Electron and fuck the fuck off from my computer.
Sincerely, with a double middle finger and double middle toes,
PTH

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"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"

"I am an experienced data protection manager"

"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"

"No"

"Your email address?"

"No"

"You're hired"

Social what ?

The truth, whole truth, and nothing but there truth.

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

1. Finish my own game
2. Get a publisher
3. Get rich
4. Buy a big house with a swimming pool on the top and get 2 bisex girlfriends

I are programmer....😁😁

—_(*_*)_—

Sit down, Alexa. Sit. Down.

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

Gillette Excel

Dark theme should be the default everywhere

I drunk better when I'm code

!rant

This describes my feelings so well...

Dat ass

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

1 or 0 ?

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

Who else has the ctrl+s reflex... I do it on everything 😐

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes