When you deny a complex feature request from frontend

> Laravel lets you create migrations to manage the state of the DB
> your colleague doesn't give a flying fuck, just raw SQL on the db to perform every change
> performed initial insertions without seeders, can't reproduce his db on my local environment
> can't even run migrations anymore 'cause it would break everything

Where you get the Code

Devranters’ dream here in Tel-Aviv

I always put redundant parentheses in formula like ((b - a) / 2) + a because I just don't trust the compiler.

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

Client: Please remove the address inputs from the inquiry form. Our marketing strategist said that more people will fill out the form if there are less input fields.

Me: But you are required by law to include the address in the generated inquiry PDFs!

Client: Can you remove the fields and still include the address in the PDF somehow?

Me: No. How would the website know the users address without asking for it.

Client: Okay. Wait! Can we change the form to just one large input where the user has to enter everything at once? That is even less inputs so more users would do it, right?

Me:...

What kind of tattoo would you like for yourself guys? I think this is pretty creative.

—_(*_*)_—

Whenever I think about my future.

Loser.

Nostalgia level: ∞

Dis is true.

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

dev vision test

I honestly never read EULA

Code comments be like....

Client: We want a mobile shooting game with multiplayer, In-app purchases, leaderboard and stuff and you should also help us in publishing it.

Me: Cool what’s you budget?

Client: max $100.

I never replied again.

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Mostly!

This is not a rant. This is one of the several "aww" moments I've had with a chatbot I had made which I integrated with Telegram Bot API yesterday.

"All the Photoshop filters in the world won’t save a weak design." - William Childs

My company is like:

Boss: How long do you estimate to make a universe?
God: 14 billion years.
Boss: You have 7 days. Please reserve 1 for Q&A.

That moment when you realise:
money != Happiness
Stickers === Happiness

This Tesla mounted and powered Etherium mining rig

Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?

Me: That machines take over the world.

Girlfriend: What?

Toaster: What?

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

Debugging brings out the evil inside us 😂

I’m a student who makes open source projects that are fairly popular and are used by several companies.

Today, I’m launching my Patreon campaign to hopefully fulfill my dreams of working on open source full-time.

Today is a good day.

https://patreon.com/kbrsh