I am the operating system😂😂!!

Window XP things 😂

Thug life

I'm sorry, how much space do you need?

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

JavaScript we need to talk 😂😂

Best Linux error, now in desktop form

How they think like this😜😂😜

Hell yeah

CPU is just a Rock.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you realize that you open DevRant more than Facebook....
😁😍🤩

#useless #code #oss

haha probably this was an idea from musk xD new tesla slogan "fuck authority"

Yeah!!

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

This is why I have trust issues

Don't let it be tetris

Every time when I have nothing to do...

Different error is better 👍

Computer Science student here, and it looks like my group partners have no idea what keeping classes short and straight to the point means.

The project is in C++, and I'm trying to understand this mess that they made, when they have a class called "Manager" that basically did EVERYTHING, whose header file has only the declarations of functions. 50+ functions. Only half of then documented, and most of them with apparently random names. The file has more than 200 lines of reading.

I've never worked with so much Spaghetti in my life yet.

Worst part: I spent time and effort organising some other classes, breaking down methods, untangling code and all that tedious stuff. But one week before delivery, they decide to delete all of my work, because they "didn't understand it" and didn't even think of asking me to explain the changes.
And if that wasn't enough, they refused to give me some percentage of the grade due to that code not being in the delivery.

I am so freaking done with those guys -_-

All the time :'D