Well this is what I can make this Easter weekend

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

How I protect my source code from prying eyes of colleagues.

My Friend: Dude our Linux Server is not working anymore!

Me: What? What did you do?

My friend: Nothing I swear!

Me: But you were last on it?

My friend: Yes. I just wanted to run a bash file and needed to give it permissions.

Me : WHAT DID YOU ENTER???!

My Friend: Chill man, just this command I found on the internet
chmod -R 600 /
chown -R root:root /

Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN ROOT AND GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU EVEN USING SOME RANDOM COMMAND FROM THE INTERNET. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS OR JUST ASK!

My friend: Ok I did something wrong, how can I fix it?

Me: Did you make a backup or rsync of the server?

My friend: No. I just wanted to run this file.

Me: You holocausted the server. FUCK MY LIFE

Windows 10 really improved battery charge time! I'm impressed!

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Famous last words:
-"This change was so small, so there's no need for tests. I'll just deploy right away."

Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

How to properly have fun on a Saturday night:

1. Suddenly become deeply unsatisfied with current linux distro

2. Evaluate alternatives

3. Decide some change is needed but not too much: install fresh version of old distro

4. Once again, experience profound dissatisfaction

5. Opt for radical change

6. Erase all linux partitions, form a super partition and install a new linux distro on it

7. Spend hours familiarising with the new distro

8. Spend more hours googling stuff and typing commands in the terminal

9. Download current devRant avatar, send it to the PC via Telegram and set it as user's avatar for the welcome screen

10. Feel deeply satisfied

11. Accidentally wake girlfriend up while trying to get to bed. Get told off for staying up until 4am and for "being such a nerd"

Dont you challenge me

Respect

Just heard a sales girl in IT store telling a customer that some screen has much better "smoothing of sharpness". OMG

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

1. Customer wants X.
2. Developer delivers X.
3. Customer wants developer to change X to Y for free.
4. Developer demands money.
5. Customer gets mad.
6. Developer compares situation to ordering a hamburger, consuming it, and demanding a pizza for free because customer didn't like the hamburger.
7. Customer pays

When you wait for the bus reading rants and you realize that you just missed it.

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

I find myself here once again

Truth exploded..

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

A friend just asked if I could get him an internship at the place I work. He has no computer/programming background at all but how hard could developing be.
So I informed him my CS degree required at least 7 math courses lowest being calculus.
You need to know math!?!?
Yeah we're the one who writes the programs that actually does the math for everyone else

How discord indexes billions of messages
https://blog.discordapp.com/how-dis...

The Joker is very serious!

Just me, myself and I ;-)

Am i the only one who is so sensitive about indentation? It really pisses me off when i see code with bad levels of indentation because it completely overtakes my years of programming experience and i understand nothing. Also indentation level should be 4, not 2. Who the hell uses 2 level indentation, you don't deserve a keyboard.

You are a programmer if your dark circles are bigger than your friend circle.

These should be removed. Like who still goes back there after devRant ??

I was just restarting my laptop to present a presentation in the class...
And windows started updating automatically...
And I was like wait wait wait wait...
And teacher said,"what up with that".

Dentist: Did you follow the advice I gave you in our last sitting ?
Me: Sure did!
Dentist: Great, let's see!
*Inspects teeth*
Dentist: Your teeth look horrible.
Me: I did exactly what you advised me to do!
Dentist: You brushed your teeth twice a day every day?
Me: Twice???
Dentist: Yes, I told you to brush before bed and in the morning!
Me: That's exactly what I did! Sometimes it was hard to fulfill both conditions at the same time, so I had to brush twice, but I managed to do it on the other days!
Dentist: Fucking programmers.