This made my day!!!!!

Please do rename the "master" branch to "Führer". The umlaut will probably catch a bunch of applications that aren't UTF-8 ready.

Oh for crying out loud, Github is stopping with the term 'master' due to its 'negative association'.

Can we please not pull everything out of goddamn context and not be a fucking offended special snowflake with ANYTHING that could potentially be thought of in a way that could be associated with slavery?!

If we're gonna do it like this I want to ask people of color not to use white/light themed websites/backgrounds.

What fresh shit is this ?

Hahahaha

How documentation works

*youtube how to use X in Y*

*please dont be an indian please dont be an indian please dont be an indian*

hlo frnds tday ím gna shw u...

FUCK

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Human nature in a nutshell....

That php joke again....

Halloween funny meme

They told me to make the site responsive

Some people reduce the number of programs running in the background.

I just add another 8 gigs of RAM.

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

Everytime

Okay Google

A perfect date for a Programmer !!

So instead of master/slave it's parent/child now ? I feel offended. I don't have a child.

Me: how's your password security?

Them: of course we value security very highly, our passwords are all hashed before being stored.

Me: what hashing algorithm?

Them: oh we hash it with sha and then place that in a table indexed by the password.

Indexed. By. The fucking. Password.

savage

Oh Algo you're so beautiful

How Wireshark works

Zebra next level

When you are creating new design for your website and everything works fine and then you see that you browser is zoomed on 150%😫😭

I prefer silent kills.

× open Jira ticket classified as a BUG REPORT
× Title: "Mike"
× Description: "Mike is working with us"
× assign it to Mike

× reopen it every time it's closed

Overheard from a sales call (involving web templates):

"Sometimes I really don't get our devs. They come up with all these ridiculous meaningless acronyms for everything, and yet they go mental if you dare shorten Javascript to Java."

But can it run Android Studio smoothly?

It's hard to trust a programmer in a suit 🤔

image source - Twitter

Good idea though