gitignore :D

God works in mysterious ways...

this guy found 1 mysterious way.

The biggest mystery - SOLVED!

REST clients today can use upwards to 1000MB of memory. This leads to a poor experience for people who don't have access to high power machines, such as those in developing countries. So I built a REST client that uses ~60MB.

Introducing Nightingale, a fast and resource efficient REST client for Windows 10.

Let me know what you think! Looking forward to your feedback 🙏🏽

https://microsoft.com/store/...

Always

This is what happens when you listen to clients

We are in 2017! :)

I did a fucking scientific study about fucking rants and found a fucking high correlation between the usage of "fuck" and the number of fucking upvotes.

Git merge...

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

What do we say to the java update?

Once upon a time, there was a coder named Dude. He started working at a company that told him they were innovative and that their code was glorious. This was a lie. He murdered everyone.

The End.

On a break I went into a Best Buy to browse laptops. I had no intention on buying from them because they suck, but I just wanted to touch a few and look at specs. A salesman then thought it was a smart idea to approach me. Immediately, he was talking down to me about specs and asking if I needed it for email, Facebook, Instagram, and the like. I'll be honest, I am super girlie in my appearance and mannerisms. So I get it, I suppose. The big pseudo-nerd is going to help the little girl find a cute, social media laptop. He actually walked me over to a pink HP Stream lol. Sure, I like pink, but I don't want a useless paperweight of a machine. When I mentioned I need a new rig for coding, he actually chuckled and said "really?". So I replied "yes really, you presumptuous cockbag" and walked out. Needless to say, I won't be buying there.

Coding with my phone using Termux and installing Vim and g++ because Im writing C++

Never forget.

Probably a repost but the haven't seen it here on devRant.

Got some good news today, Australia's PM (Malcolm Turnbull) doesn't want a backdoor in encryption! All he just wants is "support" from companies to "access" their users encrypted data.

See the difference?

I don't 😒

Crucial Memory posted this, had to share 😂

I love the Slack changelogs 😂

That WTF moment before you realise the code is asynchronous...

I subconsciously use semicolons (;) instead of periods (.) whenever I'm writing a word document.

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

Well yeah. He is right!

Re-titled for a better representation of the actual problem...

This is how devs are engaged...

Its always a feature. They just dont get it. 🙄

Movie hacking vs Real hacking
Credits: SMBC comics

#OverclockTheUNIXDjango

Another guiding principle of Arch Linux development is freedom. Users are not only permitted to make all decisions concerning system configuration, but also choose what their system will be. Some choose to create paper-weights, some choose to make dumb-bells, still others melt down all the silicon and make a sword out of it.

By keeping the system simple, Arch Linux provides the freedom to make any choice about the system, including the choice to not have a system at all.

Source - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/...

Pro tip: if you encrypt your message with ROT13 twice, the security is also doubled

e = mc^2