Oh wow. That timing though.

My friend just started RUBY.
He read somewhere " Ruby is used commonly in rails ".

He now thinks RUBY is for programming trains and station related stuff.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

At least it's easy to debug.

Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Versioning

Movie hacking vs Real hacking
Credits: SMBC comics

#OverclockTheUNIXDjango

Random Uncle: So what do you do?

Me: Uncle, I'm a dev at xyz company.

RU: Ah so what do they do

Me: Uncle we work in the internet advertising business, kind of like AdSense

RU: So you basically spam the web?

Me: Yes :/

Amen Brother ✊️

Oh Vim

At the ending part of the interview, I asked a final question to the HR.

Me: "So, what language is mostly used here?"

HR: "Since we're dealing with customers from different countries, English."

When you set details to Ultra High but keep shadows on Ultra Low.

This was my process!

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

Entering BIOS be like

10 points for next century option.

Fixed a two year old bug by deleting a bunch of code

Power of sudo

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No proble

Hello world!

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

The one arcade game that I could never beat

UI design gone wrong

Quality error message.

Finally found a use for this