What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

How to hang a programmer:

Read the sentence below.
Read the sentence above.

Hahaha.. this is awesome 😂😂

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

~Ring ring~
Me: Hello, how can i help you?
User: The system is not working
Me: It's because there is not electricity
User: Oh, thanks

10 seconds later
Me: Hello, how...
User: Hi, it's me again, i checked in the building and there is light in the hallway
Me: It's the emergency lights
User: Oh, thanks

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

I just started working on a little project to browse devrant from terminal. It converts images to ascii art!

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-- Dennis Ritchie

I asked my friend at work who is the weirdest one?

He said it's me. 😱

Just kidding. 😁
I don't have any friends.
😢😩😥

This is gonna be close...

Interviewer: "I checked your Github, your side projects look very interesting! Tell me about your other hobbies."

Me: "other hobbies?"

Writing--
public static void main(String args[ ] ) all the time (in every program)....during competitive programming questions.... :/
I get the meaning but still....just look at c or py...:/

The legit mod of try-catch! :P

My code!

Looking at the previous version of my code, pushes me to write a better one! All the time!

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Just told my dad that python 3.6 launched yesterday, he asked me if i wanted it for christmas 😅

Excellent Database table design...

Jaja so true

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

Every damn time.

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

Who else think this is awesome

And that was enough encouragement

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

yeah binary tree ;)

But that is my email....