every bug is a feature if it is unfixable enough

Erwin Schrodinger's Cat 😜

A timeless process

So accurate.

Fuck off!

Well....

Watching german cartoons with my daughter is kind of weird sometimes.

Each time someone rants about GitHub changing shit ("Master/Slave")

If you can queue that long for a haircut - clearly your time is worthless.

Code review titles by year:

1990 - your code is using to much memory
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
2000 - your code is slow
2003 - your code don't have tests
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
2011 - your code should be written in js
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
2020 - your code is racist

PHP, C, Java

Well it can happen!!!

This is me all the time

🤦‍♀️ Memes.

Right Ctrl be like - You guys are getting clicked? XD

It's evolving, just backwards.

"Stack Overflow Mods are just ❤️"
~ Noone Ever

And after copy paste when it doesn't work, I read the text and come to know only works in x version, which I never have.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Couldn't agree more 😂

Haha 😂

Pipeline as json is pain and you can't even validate until it breaks on the ci
#makesProgrammingHell

Concurrency

I swear that Netlify CMS is straight up magic. Finally something that is simple and unopinionated and just works out of the box. After understanding how it works I just plugged it into a hardcoded project and the hardest part was just copy-pasting the content.

Working from home presents some big decisions...

me: can i have fun

2020: no

me: ok

Some are taking it as a holiday, others still have to meet deadlines while being quarantined.

Source: I am Programmer,I have no life.

Apple using JS as their calculator

// :);)

Programmer's version of the black hole??

sure 😁