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Software Engineer
Skills

Java, C, C++, Swift, Haskell, JavaScript, PHP, HTML, CSS
Location

Austria
Website

http://dardan.im
Github

darddan

Joined devRant on 10/30/2016

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Not to give anyone ideas but...😁

How James Veitch tortured his roommates with rubber ducks.

https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg

joke/meme rubber ducks serious debugging

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True evil

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"One man's crappy software is another man's full time job"

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Complaining about Chrome's RAM usage is like eating fast food.
It's good, it's fast, you love it, all day every day. Then you complain about being fat.
😂

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Why is text selection on touchscreens still so goddamn terrible?

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So when @dfox and @trogus cross 500++ on their rants, do they just take a stressball for themselves or go through the emailing procedure ?

Asking for a friend...

undefined trogus<3 devrant stressball dfox<3 devrant trogus dfox

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It happens all the time...

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Automatically pressing CTRL + S when filling out anything in a browser.
Why do I do this.

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A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

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Intel's new CPUs are faster, so your text editor can be based on a slower version of chrome, with a even slower bloated JavaScript framework. Congratulations!

undefined electron atom

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The most annoying thing about using both bash and browsers is accidentally pressing ctrl + shift + C in the browser and the fucking debug console appearing. I just want to copy some shit from stack overflow!

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Python's easygui is actually easy GUI!

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Google Docs can apparently read minds now

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I made my first website at the age of 12 with my dad for building company! It's alive to this day 😀

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When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

undefined riot ux dope

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Respect

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Interviewer : Explain us deadlock and we'll hire you.
Dev : Hire me and i'll explain it to you

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That's about right isn't it?

undefined you can't if you don't joke

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This is called efficient solution...

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Update on the devRantFX:

Github: https://github.com/tahnik/devRantFX

We have made some initial sketch and have been working on it. If you have a better idea, please feel free to let us know :)

Relevant collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/

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When I don't know what a technology is about, I type it's name into Google search followed by 'vs'.
Google then suggest similar stuff, which helps me understand what I'm looking at.

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My Friends say i´m no dev...
Why???? :(
I love do Sports,
I have free time,
I´m eating healthy,
I don't like coffee....

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Just leaving this here

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Same here

undefined install php aptitude

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Reading devrants all day about what not to do!

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I don't . I just get worse with time.

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New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

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CEO is right

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The future is NOW

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!rant

Try it out ;-)

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