Interviewer: Tell us about yourself.
Me: I was born at a very young age...

Totally going to say this when I interview next.

When you finish writing your PR and just a minute or so later it's reviewed / merged!

Ｉｓ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｈｅａｖｅｎ？

2 yrs in coding
found more bugs than b*tches

Had to fire two good developers and a decent QA engineer due to financial reasons in the company :(
That was the painful part, but moreover GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET MORE RESPONSABILITY FOR THE SAME WAGE?!

So long and thanks for all the fish. I'll see you in valhalla

Trapped

"I will let you have five minutes of your life back"

Everyone in the meeting:

Hi Junior devs, we love you 👋

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

I just started working on a little project to browse devrant from terminal. It converts images to ascii art!

Yeap this is what we dealing with

Fuck you, I Quit

It’s true

A good parent is an informed parent!

You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

super fast "hello world".

Wanna know where I store all my dad jokes?
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In a dad-a-base

My company is a joke so I wrote my resignation in comic sans. 🤷🏼‍♀️

When you try to change your job

I assigned a new task to an intern who has been with us for a month. He was supposed to prepare the testing environment and test the Geolocation API. When it works, then he can start integrating it with our platform and everything.

After a week, he emails me to say that he thinks the Geolocation API doesn't work. I was weirded out by that because a lot of people use it. We scheduled a meeting and asked him for a demo of his code to see what the error message is.

Him: *no Visual Studio, no code, nothing at all* So here it goes.

Me: ????

Him: *Goes to the API documentation, copies the base URL, pastes it to the browser and hits Enter* See? It says 404 not found.

Me: *literally facepalmed*

Now, he is working on sales management. We totally took him off every software developing projects.

Hue hue hue get it? Cuz Facebook bad

this is it!

Lose some ...

When you try to dive deep into the docs.
oops

When this happens I get tears of joy...

Ok, bye....

Well I did exactly what it said I would.

Somewhat related to programming....

My team is like the Avengers except instead of different superpowers we all have different personality disorders.

Booooom

I found this pretty funny