Found this fun folder cleaning out my drive.

Whatever Microsoft......I am deleting it either way.

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

This job advert of an IT company would throw a compile-time error. Perfectly geared to the target group.

I've taken my Dev rant over to Linked in. Fuck you recruiters!

Should be easy enough to find the mistake...

Can anyone tell me what the hell happened here? GData is supposed to be good antivirus software, right? Been using it for years and suddenly it throws this error message on my mother's computer... WHY IS IT UPSIDE-DOWN???

My son came from kindergarten with a picture he painted. And that's what I found on the backside of the paper.

Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

Me: I don't spend the prime of my life watching series, I code, I develope, I learn

* Discovers Silicon Valley *

😓

My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

!myContent

Saw this posted on one of my slack channels and made me laugh.

1969 vs 2017

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

Funny but it kinda bothers me that the resistors aren't capacitors...

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

Immediately start doing a project way beyond your level, and within 2 weeks you'll learn things that would take college 2 years to teach you.

In the next 40 years devRant will be non-existential because developers wont be there anymore, you know why?
AI takes over the world.. writes its own code and build new products.
Suck it.
Signing off
- Elon Musk

(personally, I love this guy)

Hacked a phishing website to phish the domain admin.

when was i feeling like a fucking dev badass ?
that time when i exploited an sql injection on a news website and added a post with title "Admin please secure your website ;] "
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i was feeling like hacker man 😅😂😂

Send nodes

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

When your boss wants it done now but you're on vacation

I want to make a worm that recognizes when the user is using headphones and occasionally play a silent footstep sound behind them.

Database 😂

When StackOverflow is the only one, who believes in you

My stressball went on vacation

me "text someone"

console "Google Speech Recognition thinks you said 'ketamine'!"

Rails is a shady framework

Me : You should try this app, its great!
Friend: What is about?
Me : A place where programmers and developers tell jokes and complain to each other
Friend : But you can do that i real life too
Me : But now you don't have to leave your computer to do that