How my day went making a magento exstension, with their shitty documentation

I will take this as a compliment :)

Oh yeah, we are starting a new project

AngularJS is dead. React is dead. Vue.js is dead. I guess you got to switch to the new awesome framework called Vanilla JS!

Front End Developer problems😂

Sudo is everything😎

The difficulty of learning the nth language is half the difficulty of the (n-1)th.

How I feel after a major bug fix, responding to all those support tickets

fsck this

Forcing amazingly complex password requirements on end-users... Which expire every X days.

AES256. The private key was in a config file... in Github.

I would like to see the reaction of people if they get one now :D

Never look at your computer when it's compiling, it can sense you and it becomes more prone to errors.

#CompilerConspiracy

Even bugs have feelings...

Engineers in their natural habitat

My heart weeps every time I hit cancel..

Am I late for the coding buddy trend ?

IT: Hi, how can I help?
User: Hi, I can't get onto the wifi / internet, my computer says "No Signal".

IT: Hm, we don't have wifi, your on a cable, what exactly is saying no signal?
User: Its just on the screen here.

IT: No but where, are you inside a browser, or is it a popup down the bottom corner?
User: No I haven't got that far yet, it just says no signal on a black screen, then it flashes and says no signal in another position.

IT: ...... did you turn on your computer after turning on the monitor ... thats the screen saying no signal from the computer.
User: ah yep, thats it, thanks!

when i try to fix my code

!rant
This is one of the best explanation I have ever seen for the difference between SIGTERM and SIGKILL.
Picture credit : www.itsfoss.com

Game of errors

I constantly get pestered by my cousin for being on my phone all of the time. He thinks I'm looking at memes (I do look at memes but who doesn't?) all of the time and other wasteful things, but in reality 3/4 of the time I'm looking at source code, tutorials or documentation. But I'll let him keep assuming. (;

The struggle is real.

This is Epic...

Sounds right

Tested a site in edge browser but it kept crashing the browser. No idea why the site was crashing. Other sites worked fine. How did I fix it?

Restarted Windows...

When your cat knows how to get you

Javascript .map(). I use it quite often. For example with Promise.all()

require() from requirejs, I can't believe the monoliths I used to write as a newbie.

I think I've actually dropped a few IQ points as my code has been spectacularly simple since.

I really truly want to run my own dev blog, but every time I write an article, I feel that it's too dumb and useless because I already know the thing I wrote. I know it's absurd, yet I can't fight my own anxiety about it.