Roger that.

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Comic sans 😂

Marketing for Developers done RIGHT!

<!-- Hey Payoneer Its better to hire me... im better in posting ads on fb and more better in writing codes -->

Kids these days. Dayum

My Bermuda triangle 😁😂

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Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Me: "OK Google tell me a joke"
Google Assistant: "Allo is great!"

Me too vending machine , me too..

Credit: Twitter.

Newbies can relate. 🙄

Welcome to programming.

Happy holidays devRanters.

What'd you guys think?
😕

C# in a nutshell.

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Damn, I get more upvotes here than my stack overflow.

fml :/

Tattoos these days.. 😂

<b> or <strong> ?

#WhatTheHTML

HyperTerm or iTerm2?

Now, that's the move right there..

was*

FML Everytime. :/

BAE loves Linux. 😘

been there, done that.
haha

Me: my internet stopped working.
Support: Did u try plugging in your monitor?

My new year resolution: 3840 X 2160
🐒

PS: don't give me a hard time in the comments. I know it's an old joke. 😫

When my client asks for a stupid modification...

"Imma chop off your fucking head!"

"If you woke up tomorrow as a famous internet celebrity, who would you choose to be and why?"

Everytime 😔
@dfox @trogus

!rant
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

*Now that's what I call a Hacker*

MOTHER OF ALL AUTOMATIONS

This seems a long post. but you will definitely +1 the post after reading this.

xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.

xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy"

xxx: You're gonna love this

xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.

xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".

xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am.

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fuckingcoffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens an SSH session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has SSHD up and running) and sends some weird gibberish to it. Looks binary. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those

Credit: http://bit.ly/1jcTuTT

The bash scripts weren't bogus, you can find his scripts on the this github URL:
https://github.com/narkoz/...

Output:
true
false

Why?
This question was asked by my friend, was unanswerable.

How do I use a icon in the URL?

This was the Google search result image.