This law never fails!😂

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Story time!

This is “Güero” (Blondie), the only cat I know who can use a computer.

I was at university. I couldn’t take my laptop to class because it was too huge, so I had to use remote connection.

One day, I connected to my laptop from the library, and everything was ok except that I couldn’t move the mouse! 😱 It was like somebody on the other side was using the mousepad. There was nobody in my house, just Blondie.

My solution? I called to my house. The cat heard the ring and left my laptop. It sounds stupid but, believe it or not, it worked! 😂

Blondie, the informatic cat.

Dolphin has an integrated terminal (So that you can run commands in the directory you're looking at) and that's a fantastic feature.

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Best pickup line ever

All time favorite,

Just got a merge request to review. It's TERRIBLE

- 93 changes
- 23 commits
- includes multiple features
- includes new project configs
- includes refactoring

NO. Please don't do that.

Do smaller commits. One feature per MR. It will help you and the reviewer :D

Well they think code grows on trees

I laughed SO hard I have to share this with you 😂

Nowadays......¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Documentation is like sex... When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

R3post !!!

Meanwhile

Greetings from the Linux-Days in Chemnitz.

Participated in Smart India Hackathon 2019 Software edition and won 2nd prize :)

Several months back when I started this job, one of the HR guys I met was super energetic and outgoing (I'm a quite introvert).

HR Guy: Hey it's so great to meet you! Everyone here is super excited to have you starting in this role!!!

Me: .......uh "everyone"? There's like 500 people here and only about 3 even know I exist.

HR Guy: *thinks for a second* Haha yeah I guess you are right!!!

My classmate had a really shitty computer and all of the sudden it crashed and holy shit she panicked so much because she was supposed to deliver an apparently really important task and shit and then she decided to buy a fucking macbook pro and she doesnt know shit about it. And now she is so cocky that she cant shut the fuck up abou tit

can you imagine that problem?

stole from 9gag

detective + murderer

Dropped out after 4 months at Uni when I realised that I will learn absolutely nothing useful for my future career. We were either learning HTML/CSS or coding calculators in C# . At this point I was already writing my own PHP CMSs with huge databases for real life clients. I guess I can only blame my course level and maybe I could go someplace else but it probably wouldn't be so much different.

A month after I dropped out I got my first job as a junior Drupal developer. That was 7 years ago, now I'm a FrontEnd dev in a really great environment and throughout the years no one looked at my grades or even asked for them.

Experience and passion as as valuable if not more as your education.

The only thing I love about StackOverflow is that the hot network questions are clickbait-y but when you click on them you actually get the content you wanted.

😁😁😁

Amazon 😶

So true 😂😂😂

Not sure yet. I finished my study for Software Engineering and I'm currently working as a Linux engineer.

But, my current boss didn't give a fuck about whether or not I had a diploma or whatsoever at all, as long as I had/have the required skills.

Upvote if you can relate😂

Was watching 'Johnny English Strikes Again' when I discovered a secret message in the movie.
Guys, MI7 is hiring C programmers!

Variable name 😂😂😂😂😴