Just applied to a new job with this as my cover letter.
Wish me luck!

Everyday, not today!

I was at the airport, 2AM, waiting for the plane I was supposed to board to come from another airport... Got bored, scanned the WiFi networks, found an open network with the ID of the airline I had booked with, joined, and tried port 22 on the gateway... It was a Cisco router with the default password... Needless to say, I thought I needed to teach those guys a lesson... Messed the routing table, changed its IP, disabled DHCP, and restarted the router. Needless to say, we couldn't board because they couldn't check us in...

what you think about that?

I have this weird urge to write a JS framework..

Bug Rain ! 🐛

You much push your code before you die 😂😂

Got a job as an Android Developer 🎉🎉🎉

My avatar has some catching up to do

Attended my first 24h+ hackathon at @cyanide's college.
Our team got a special mention for being the best all women team.
Wait.
There was just one all women team.
Fucking!
Embarassing!
Seriously!

To everyone that writes their rants and comments as code like

Console.writeline("something something")

Stop, get some help.
You don't need to prove that you know how to print a string okay ?

Only Android Developers will feels this shit 😐

okay, I promise.

When you spend 2 hours changing your code editor themes and font coloring.

The number of people who responded to this with bile such as “yeah but how well” or “i bet she can only write hello world”.
Its sad that this attitude still exists in our industry. If you havent seen the story she responded by clarifying that she is on the iOS tutorial team for Raywenderlich, and has a bachelors degree with a double major in Computer Science. But she shouldnt have to explain that just because shes a woman. Are people that insecure about their knowledge that they need to resort to demeaning other peoples? for shame.

The door to my room at work

my laptop started lagging AS FUCK so i BARELY even managed to open task manager to see whats happening and of course. what else could i expect

FUCK

Summary of AppleEvent 😂

Yesterday we all stopped working to admire the weather from our office.

This is totally me.

Forgot lastpass password.

Bam!

-Registers on a site to use the product
-Opens email

"Our weekly news digest"
"Our daily news digest"
"You haven't used our products for 15 minutes. We miss you"
"Would you recommend our products to a friend"
"If you like this, you'll LOVE this"
"Here's a promo code for something you don't need"
"You've unsubscribed. Was it really you?"
"You've unsubscribed. Was it really you?"
"You've unsubscribed. Was it really you?"
"You've unsubscribed. Was it really you?"

FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING CUNTS

You ever sit down to start working on a project, get all your imports and variables set up, and then just completely lose all motivation to even press a key?

When the company uses slack, why the project lead want to create a WhatsApp group ??!!?

My computer literally brightens up whenever I close Android Studio

!Rant

YaY!! Finally I Quit my Job !!! 😴

Don't look at my laptop and tell me to close all my tabs. They are mine mine not yours!!!!

* Grow guts to move from windows to Linux
* Spend less time on memes/gaming and more on projects
* Improve UI/UX skills
* Deploy a mobile app
* Learn Python for ML
* Dive into Hacking

Help me

Never try to learn a new platform that uses a language you are not really comfortable with while expecting to build something during an hackathon.
Never.