devRant - A fun community for developers to connect over code, tech & life as a programmer

Details

About

I'm a cool developer.
Skills

JS, HTML, CSS, Java
Location

root@server~:#
Github

itsfxa

Joined devRant on 5/16/2017

311

Old school Lan parties

undefined lan party

16
96

How i cool my laptop

undefined cooler laptop

7
256

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

undefined wk52

36
11

What's up with the long windows update?
It's been 3 hours now :/

undefined update windows 10

10
5

"Is that vim or eve online?"

undefined eve online game vim eve

1
7

C# devs go crazy once they found out that kotlin has got extension methods
and some other c#-like features

Just use Scala.
There's a reason books with titles like 'Scala for Java/C# refugees' exist

undefined googleio c# android java scala kotlin

3
36

When a A.I. is gonna take over my job, Im gonna build a robot to steal the job of the A.I. and then kill it.

Maybe the robot will kill all of humanity, but yolo let's try it. Wanna see a real life terminator 😂

undefined wk52

4
72

well... yeah! 😁👏

undefined outofmemory java android

6
17

ISP down at work.
90% happy. 10% sad.

undefined

1
130

We recently hired a fronted dev and she got confident enough to suggest we use nodejs, my literal reply:

We hired you so we would not have to deal with JavaScript.

Should see her face 😂

undefined backend nodejs no

17
31

Anon thinks about replacing Car ECU with Raspberry Pi 3
>>Other anons think that there is only one ECU and its only used to control critical functions

/g/ is a weird gold mine 😂😂😂

undefined raspberry pi ecu 4chan

2
74

Who the fuck has time to select destination countries when uploading a mere video

undefined

6
38

>Kotlin has like 0.1% market share and is basically a java framework
>
>LETS MOVE IT TO ANDROID

undefined

18
59

Making a pens touer at work today.

undefined pen dev csharp functional programming inventory

15
2

!rant

Who else is fucking ready for I/O

undefined

4
254

Am weak 😂😂😂

undefined

1
2

How I feel after debugging my code !!!!
😎

undefined proud happy relieved

7
117

When I try a new distro:

undefined distro linux

9
10

Just found this on soundcloud :D
Totally in for Humor like this.
Agree?

undefined
11

All your disk are belong to us!

undefined event viewer system logs grammar windows event id
4

I'm quite old

undefined

8
25

What my parents suggested I should read

undefined

6
46

Google I/O: And now web add a new language to Android...
Me: Golang, golang, golang...
I/O: Kotlin!!!!!!!
Me: What?????? Another language?!?!

undefined golang io17 kotlin

12
38

Looks like ruby has gone off the rails 😂😂

undefined off rails bodywash ruby jokes

6
80

That's savage..😂😂😂

undefined assistant iphone google ai apple

9
8

just spreading the hate

undefined android studio

1
92

me:
#include<stdio.h>
main() {
printf("Hello World");
}

compiller:

undefined

13
355

My boss to me: Holy shit dude I think you have very serious case of OCD.

Me: :/

undefined browser favicon firefox bookmarks rainbow easier to spot by colors organization !ocd

27
15

When a friend asks you to look at his site as a favour. Then you find out it's Magento

undefined nope nope nope magento magento2 nope

7
39

FINALLY!
Kotlin official supported by Google for Android! <3

undefined yeha kotlin googleio

8

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service