A friend asked me to google this question...

Achievement of the day. Finally managed to reproduce a bug a client reported

One of my worst meetings, as the sheer rage was unbelievable.

Backstory:
Architect: "Stop duplicating code", "stop copy pasting code", "We need to reuse code more", "We need to look at a new pattern for unit tests" etc.

Meeting:
Architect: What did you want to talk about?

Me: I built a really simple lightweight library to solve a lot of our problems. Its built to make unit testing our code much easier, devs only need to change a small bit of how they work.

Architect: I like the pattern a lot, looks great ... but why a library? can we not just copy the code from project to project?

... do you have a twin or something?

couse, why suffer alone..

One of the main reasons I still stick with my current job - 15th floor.

Bash on Ubuntu on Windows. Yay!

So the teacher made fun of me today stating that knowing what USB stands for is pointless :/ I thought it was just basic knowledge for a geek like me. This statement of my teacher really infuriates me!!!

Oh Google! I didn't expect that!
Saw this in today's newspaper ad (23/11/16)

A future programmer

Fuck Facebook API , fuck Facebook SDK.
Basically fuck everything related to Facebook

When you meet a senior dev that's far superior to you in every way.

CSS can kill you!

When petrol stations worldwide have default user/pass...

*facepalm*

When pinch-to-zoom didn't have enough tests....

Me trying to find a good risotto recipe.
Sister-in-law, PhD: What about pumpkin or courgette and salmon?
Me: ...
SIL: ...
Me: Could you add some parentheses?
SIL: (Pumpkin) or (courgette and salmon)?
Me: Much clearer, thanks! Go for courgette and salmon.

When you prove its a hardware probelm

Just found an EPROM (Erasable Programmable ROM) from my dad's old stuff.
Yeah, there's a window for UV light, if you wish to erase your existing code/data!

Thought you people can relate.....

Halloween.

College/university: gets a FAIL for plagiarising stack overflow. Serious offence
Working full time: gets PAID to plagiarise stack overflow. Everyday routine.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to proceed from here.

I made a ridicously hilarious hack recently. My refrigerator it's broken, it has a huge leak of water, my hack was to let the water flow in a plastic box and make a circuit with two water level sensors, a relay and a PIC16F628A to activate a pump that sucks water away through a tube that I wedged intlside the gasket of the washbasin. This gave me the time to buy a newer and better one.

Can someone help me? Dont know what to do, im searching on page 5 of Google... I tried everthing and all the same 😢

Web developer's dilemma

How to purge daemons

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

Sorry if it was posted before, but it's hilarious.

Source: reddit

Devs don't beat around the bush

Wouldn't it be ironical for me to fail my studies to become a dev because of the time I spend on devRant ?

When you're using a dark theme in the car and you open chrome in the passenger seat at night

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.