BRAG.

New home internet conexion. (yes home).

https://speedtest.net/result/c/...

For lazy, screenshot is uploaded.

I fill it's "only" 2.5Gbps card which limits me, not ISP. But 10 G cards are fucking expensives

Im on the 3rd step

I hate it when a family member ask me to fix something and I fold and try and fix it. I start to troubleshoot and they see what I'm doing and say "oh I thought you knew how to fix it, NVM I can do it." Like wtf this is how u fix stuff

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Official title: Web developer
Unofficial title: Bug developer

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Developers won't even realize how impactful their bug could be

plugs in 360°

First job interview, caused such a good impression that I was hired on the spot. Oh yeah

I’ve a friend works for live chat team.
He told me the most asked question is:
“Are you robot?”

Oh boy... IM ANGRY!
My lovely ISP just sent me my new Reciever and router, they now are 2 seperate things, which shouldve made stuff easier for me... SHOULD have...
So I connected both with ethernet, power etc... and... nope...the Reciever didnt accept the Router... nice. very nice... after HALF an HOUR i finally got through Support, amd they said "Use your old Reciever/Router combo, we will activate the new one on monday" so I went like:
Ok, that should work!
And nope. For whatever reason as soon as my new Reciever was plugged in, it sent a message to the ISP which went like:
"Im on the net, deactivate the old one"
You know what happened now...

My old Reciever/Router combo is deactivated and my ISP cant activate it because the departement for this doesnt work on the Weekend...
And my new one cant be Activated because its seperate now and the Router isnt activated by my ISP...

Now im here, with my phone as a FUCKING HOTSPOT FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE!
Alexa? Hotspot.
PC? Hotspot.
TV? Hotspot...

Fuck this...

FUCK.

Even 12 gigs of ram and a i5 cpu cannot satisfy the greed of google chrome.

My body: *exists*
Flu: its free real estate

Like the temperature goes above 0 for 2 nanoseconds and im already sneezing, do i even have a fucking immune system???

Fuck Google Chrome and fuck you too MSI...
Why the hell would you not allow me to register my motherfucking MSI motherboard without installing Chrome first.

We are now at this point where Web Devs are refusing to make a simple shitty html form work unless it is running in Google Chrome...

You know what? Shove a big fat horse dildo up your ass.. I'm not registering this piece of shit and if I find the dev behind this, I will shove the entire MoBo up their ass without lube just to watch them scream in pain and agony.

Irony is, the person who put this is on his seat is German 🙂 🇩🇪

"It is far better to adapt the technology to the user than to force the user to adapt to the technology. " - Larry Marine

awesome quote

A temporary replacement teacher came in today, she is so fucking dumb omfg, I am literally shakeing, this pic will tell you everything.

dark theme.

Companies asking if your desired salary is negotiable.

JS developers be like.

Google knows you better than you and your family

yeah learn to code from a youtube video and you'll magically get a 60K paying job

Now that sounds fun

When i understand a new framework vs trying to learn a new framework

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From /r/programmerhumor

*DEADLOCK*

When your boss codes well

I thought as much