Fuck university. Fuck this fucking group project. Verfickte Scheiße ey.

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No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Our type of Valentine's day

Told my colleagues about devRant and they laughed it off saying that it's just 'another app'.
Fuck them.

Warning: This is going to be a long one!

Day 1: Fresh outta grad school. Joined a start-up in silicon valley (50% lower pay than avg salary) . Moved to the bay area and rented a car to travel to work. First day, all excited, drive 35 miles to work.

It's a small company with just 5 people. Greeted by the CEO himself. Asks me to wait outside while he goes speaks with the project manager. In the meantime the office manager asks if I have a copy of my resume.

10 minutes later, the CEO walks out and tell me: "I'm sorry but I don't have a job for you at this time. Please come back after a month". Palms are sweaty, Knees weak, arms are heavy. I feel my heart skipping several beats. As an F1 student I immediately start thinking about my visa status.

I drive back home and try to think what I should do next. Then suddenly the CEO calls me back saying pls come back and we can work something out. I drive back and I'm offered a small spot on a round table with my colleagues. Everyone looks stressed out and sad.

Day 2: Work starts early since we need to collaborate with a team in India. I reach work at 6:00 am hoping my second day is better than the first. Couple minutes into the early morning meeting, the CEO flips out and screams: "I'm going to fucking fire everyone. This fucking thing is taking too long. Just get the fuck out already".

Day 547: I finally quit and joined another start-up :)

Found a global constant in my project.

KEY_TITLE = 'tit'

Why is native Java UI development have to be so f*cking hard??

When I left university I got a Graduate Developer role at a local start-up. For the first year there i did html and css, second year I was in the support team.

Not a problem because sometimes you have to eat some shit to get where you want to be. But third year I got moved into the Dev team properly.

A month in, the Support team, without someone with a devs brain and a "devs" knowledge of the product, started falling really far behind and struggling and the MD told me I'd be going back into Support for another 6-12 months. So I told him to fuck off, and if he did I'd just leave. They never did and I stayed. 👍

Hey guys, remember my batman pen ...is one of the picked pens at codepen io home page...feeling excited 😀😀😍

When you're a beginner at programming and needs to code more but just made your first DevRant account.. 😭😭😭

Just learned C# today. Excited to add it to my resume! 😁

F.lux to keep me going all night long.
Without eye strain :)

Just told my girl about GitHub.
Told her that it was something like PornHub. She's mad now.😂

# I'll show myself out

Meanwhile,in an Indian movie , a medical student carries a UNIX book 📚😅😂.

Salary negotiation

Data privacy is a thing of past...

Long story short, one of our interns got this present from me hehe. He loved it.

I just have the right tools, you know...

Coworker's whiteboard today

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?

CSS is easy until you open your website in another browser.

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

You should have a giant snapshot of your software at the beginning of your website.
Even if you're an open source project. Some linux DE don't do this!
We're not in 1995.

"My portable speaker can't charge anymore, can you fix it? "

No!

I wonder why stack overflow gets so much hate on here. To me, it is a tremendously helpful community. People are usually pleasant and forthcoming.

I sometimes see questions closed as "not constructive", even though it has thousands of upvotes, but generally, if you follow the rules, you'll have a good time.

Maybe people want SO to be something it is not, or maybe people behave differently around different technologies. I mostly find Python, Djang and general web answers, and they are fine

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

One of the best rant I found on the web 😂

Let me Google Translate it for you..
😶😏

Who will try it? :-D