When I'm on Windows, I miss Linux sometimes

When I'm on Linux, I miss Windows sometimes

When I'm on mac, I wonder why this isn't Linux instead

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Happy New Year folks

i'll download more ram

I found a FREE and fast web hosting guys, I'm excited, it's called localhost

Dev2: Do you get 49 errors in the console when you try to compile?

Dev1: (Getting 52 errors) No. Must be an issue with your machine.

New job. Almost all sites are blocked due to "security"... even spotify. I can' listen to the music. Fortunately i have access to dev rant xd

Dev: *Recieves email from manager with several typos/grammar mistakes asking to open attachment with strange name and click on tinyurl style link*

Dev: *Flags as phishing*

Manager: Hey how come you didn’t action my email?

Dev: That was actually from you?

Manager: Yes.

Dev: …

surprise API

Why the Fuck would someone disable pasting on a password field!!!! How the fuck am I supposed to enter my shit from my password manager now?

"Yesterday "
Client: ''Perfect! How did you do this do quickly? "
Me: "I used a library"
"Today "
Me: "I'm still debugging. It will take some time"
Client: "well, It has already taking too long.... I can hear Mozart in the background. Maybe you need to go to a library to get some quite and get it done fast. Visit the one you used yesterday. "

Me: "library?Ahh... I meant plug in like.... Code, a library is a bunch of packed code. "

Absolutely humongous

> uptime

279 days

Damn.

Website: "Here is your PDF! You can download 1 more PDF today. Get unlimited downloads with a PRO account!"

Oh do I?

*deletes cookies and local storage*

*downloads another one*

Website: "Here is your PDF! You can download 1 more PDF today"

Just saw my doppelgänger twice now

Kinda true

Wait what.......

And people complain I am rude to them......

No matter what JS framework/library holds the #1 spot at any given time, jQuery will always have a special place in my heart.

Arguing with a guy in a PR that substring(0,1) (first index inclusive, last exclusive) is equal to charAt(0), whereas he seems to think it's charAt(1).

My patience is wearing thin, but I now feel the need to check I'm not the moron here - someone please confirm if I'm the idiot here or not?

Should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize

Hardest thing about software development to me is estimation of time needed to complete. There should be an algorithm that knows to estimate better than me, shouldn't it? Like google maps navigation knows precisely in advance when I will arrive somewhere taking a car or a train, perhaps they could do my development estimates for me?

Presenting to you, a gate of gates!

Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

Stop using loader on your fuvking wordpress website please.
Can't believe I waited over 3 minutes plus and your crappy site is just showing me a spinning image.
Like who the fuck has such time.
Time to press the close button!!
😡😡😡

Oldie but goodie

Client : I told you to make a *Responsive* website

Me : I checked in all my devices and they look perfect

Client : Please check for all my devices.

Devices of my client🤐

Time to reinstall Windows 10

Sometimes I write 'git ass' instead of 'git add' by accident, and it makes me chuckle.

Accurate 😂