Coz programmer's happiness comes only after a peak frustration

Found this somewhere and started crying

You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

I was new to C++. Spent a few days debugging a crash caused by an uninitialised variable.

A web developer has started working on my windows.

How should I communicate with it that I don't want a website outside my windows? Will this be considered a covid layoff if I just throw it off the said window? 🤔

P. S. I'm talking about a spider, icymi.

Genius troll 😂😂

Software engineer

seriously man, how do u do that

penguins ...

How we feeling about the Halloween theme on GitHub?

I wish I had enough time to do some festive themes on my companies apps.

Yikes...

yes love it...

Is it ok if i create a trello board and create cards quickly without following any type of agile methodology because the project is only for me? I cant spend hours of my time writing exact and precise cards following some standard

Id have cards like Todo Doing and Done

Thats it just so i can keep track quickly and focus most of my time on code

Is this ok

Google suggestions became self-aware.

Docs!

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

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Minimum punishment it is

What a week

On Monday I was promoted to senior and on Friday the other senior in my group was fired for gross incompetence.

FEELS GOOD MAN

LoL relatable

First time I heard a client say: "You've done a phenomenal job, but you've over-delivered. You should have come to me. We could have worked it out." after we had to ask for an extension.
That's a keeper.

Wife: commit, and come to bed..
Me:
> git commit -m "wife wants me to go to bed"
> git push origin master -f

Black theme is great for my AMOLED screen, hehe

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

Imagine only having 19 tabs open... Must be nice

😂😂 this pic describes me... Who else prefers System.out.println();? ✋🏻

Stickers?
Show me what u got
#devlife

Update the frickin docs
Creds: garabatokid
Visit his twitter. Good guy he is

Holy shit dude you're amazing :D

The intern next to me:
"Hey, is 'localhost' working for you ? I can't access the website"