I can somewhat relate...

I still believe more people would use the voice assistant if they replaced "Okay Google" with "Operator".

git add -A
git commit -m "fixed tupo"
git push

🤓

Ok then.

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Software requirements

"Put aside your ego, it's the worst problem with programmers" -My mentor

I tend to help others and contribute with courtesy, putting my ego aside and listening to others' suggestions at all times, no matter how potentially silly they are

Learning text animations in c++ be like:

Planning a camping trip with my friends.

Friend1: I’ll bring the snacks.

Friend2: I’ll bring the equipment to build the tents.

Friend3: I’ll bring the first aid kit.

Everybody: who’s bringing the equipment to make the fire?

Me: I’ll do that. I’ll just run Android Studio on my laptop.

Everybody: woah woah man! Take it easy! We just want a simple fire, not burn the whole forest down!

Fixing bugs is kind of like picking freshly washed socks from the washing machine all socks at once.
As i grab the last sock from the washing machine, I drop a sock..
As i pick up the sock i dropped, I drop two more..

who ever has this as their skill set are legends!!
made me laugh going through thousands of lines of skills :D
"
A little bit of Lua in my life
A little bit of JS is all i need
A little bit of bash is what i see
A little bit of JSON in the sun
A little bit of Python all night long
A little bit of TCL here i am
A little bit of this makes me your dev
"

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;

In progress...cool🔥🔥

Fast forward to the future.

A nerd love story

Im sure you'll agree with this :-}
Do you have a life?😂

What to do with them

The sad thing is no matter what we do we are all a variation of homer 😂🤣

Borrowed from https://medium.com/@cscalfani/...

New devComic! Based on a funny rant by @AlgoRythm (https://devrant.com/rants/1168834/)

Fuck it. You know what? I'm switching to manjaro.

feeling good...

Golden reaction.

Source : found it on Zuckerbook(Facebook)

Someone call an arborist because these branches are fucked.

I just uninstalled nano in favor of vi. I feel like I unlocked dev level Expert today.

Was searching for a pixel art Tux and couldn't find any.

Tried to make one.

If your reading this and currently suffering from imposter syndrome then I have some words for you...

You’re fucking awesome! If you get a little better every day then you are the fucking bomb and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

Fuck the doubt because you are only as professional and valuable as you believe you are.

Interviewer: Do you have created any android application before?

Dev: I just built an application to increase, farming production to help farmers earn some more money. It's less profitable but makes farmers better.

Interviewer: That's so stupid. Do you know Jeff Bezos?

Dev: yes

Interviewer: we need someone like that level of visionary to make money for our company. Sorry, we don't think you can make apps that makes people do stupid things for fame.

Dev: Do you know Nicola Tesla

Interviewer : yes

Dev: Well he should have pulled the plug long ago.

Truth has been spoken!

I really like this one 😂

Today, I learned the shortest command which will determine if a ping from your machine can reach the Internet:

ping 1.1

This parses as 1.0.0.1, which thanks to Cloudflare, is now the IP address of an Internet-facing machine which responds to ICMP pings.

Oh, you can also use this trick to parse 10.0.0.x from `10.x` or 127.0.0.1 from `127.1`. It's just like IPv6's :: notation, except less explicit.