Always

Someone had to say it

I saw a feed long before which described how to generate an image like this, Does anyone know how to do this?

How to exit this bus?!

Why does this look so derpy tho

Playing Civilization on my dad's 386 running Windows 3.11.

I remember installing various games from like 8 floppy disks each. What really confused me was that in every single game I installed, the language was really weird and I could hardly understand half of it. Always asked myself why the hell every single game developer put the same horrible German-ish fantasy language full of errors in their games.

It was much later that I realized I've always been setting the language to Dutch, thinking it was German ("Deutsch"). Yeah, my English skills were horrible back then.

Is java reaching multiple dimension to pull extra cpu power?

LOL difference is clear

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when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

When you spend too much time in your car

It's as if it can read my mind.

True story.

// MY FIRST LITTLE POEM
// --------------------------------------
// :D i'm proud :D
// --------------------------------------

(function(wine, exercise, diet, objPerson) {
var result = wine + exercise + diet;

if(result === 'eternal') {
console.log('\(*o*)/ wine + exercise + diet = "CAN I LIVE FOREVER!?!" \(*o*)/');
return '!!! ' + objPerson.firstName + ', YOU\'RE AMAZING !!!';

} else {
console.log(':p you don\'t know what you\'re missing! :p');
return objPerson.firstName + ', bro i expected more from you... :|';
}
})()

// ---------- THE END ----------

Ok.... why doesn't this come in an ISO... or a more straightforward downloader.... WTF!

I just want core and maybe C++.... and it's for a future install.... I have 2015... not gonna upgrade til I have to upgrade Windows or get a new PC... Was just planning to save it on my external HDD...

Writing a master piece

This is why we hate being interrupted...

Ctrl-Z Ctrl-Z

Me: I'm not upgrading my MacOS beyond Yosemite, I am happy with my custom themes and plugins.

Manager: Guess what? You get to integrate ApplePay on our store's site. Don't forget it only works Sierra.

Me:

Well, since you're already here... ;-)

Storage issues...😂😂

While installing Windows 10:

Do you want to enable Cortana?

By enabling Cortana, you agree to share your voice input, typing history, search history, your location...

I think they should just minify this to: you agree to share your life with us.

windows update is like a girlfriend..

you have to god damn wait

ever got a task to modify legacy code and when you looked at it you were like... burning it with fire is the only way!

Please enter your phone number...

Now I understand!

Bash on Windows...so true..😐

Old comic strip but still relevant.

I joined devRant a couple of days ago. Compile time has never been so entertaining.

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