Dear people who complain about spending a whole night to find a tiny syntax error; Every time I read one of your rants, I feel like a part of me dies.

As a developer, your job is to create elegant optimized rivers of data, to puzzle with interesting algorithmic problems, to craft beautiful mappings from user input to computer storage and back.

You should strive to write code like a Michelangelo, not like a house painter.

You're arguing about indentation or getting annoyed by a project with braces on the same line as the method name. You're struggling with semicolons, misplaced braces or wrongly spelled keywords.

You're bitching about the medium of your paint, about the hardness of the marble -- when you should be lamenting the absence of your muse or the struggle to capture the essence of elegance in your work.

In other words:

Fix your fucking mindset, and fix your fucking tools. Don't fucking rant about your tabs and spaces. Stop fucking screaming how your bloated swiss-army-knife text editor is soooo much better than a purpose-built IDE, if it fails to draw something red and obnoxious around your fuck ups.

Thanks.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

DevConfession

I often google names for my variables to see if I find a betrer fitting synonym that reads better

Saw this ad at the airport. Just a little creepy.

Meanwhile, in India.

https://youtu.be/AnxrJiS5uKU

programming 101

How not to copy code 101

This is golden 😁

When your API gives a successful response after 30 hours.
Pure bliss😇

How Programmers review code

Finally, my computer reflects my personality!

Memory Lane

What my sister thinks when she got to know that i am a backend developer

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

!!!rant
When after 5 years, u cant fully understand linux and someone wants to learn it in 2 days.

When you designed for circle but your client insisted on square😂😂

Encoding strikes yet another victim

Oh no he's here.

It changed my life, really. 😁

Well yeah. He is right!

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

"How does your live chat work?"

Einstein once said: "There are only 2 infinite things, the universe and the 40-day trial of WINRAR and I am not sure about the first one"

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

The bugs have learned to hide

Android Developer job ads next week:
* +10 years of experience in Kotlin.
* +3 years developing enterprise level apps using Kotlin.

Design vs User Experience

Boss asked me to make a script to automate some tasks. After some days i found out that my task will replace the job of one of our colleagues.
Now the *script, that looks like a big project, is almost done.
Feel for the guy.