No, thank you.😆

Oh yeah, so responsive

;____;

Binary is easy to teach

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Good thing I’m a programmer and not a cook

That’s how I can manage 10 projects as same time. Trust me.

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Sorry if repost. I have to..

function isTrueOrFalse(s) {
if (s == true) return true
If (s == false) return false
}

Just some information for Javascript developers

Fun but cringy

"new week, new possi..."

No FUCK you

Android Developers 😂😂

All day, everyday.

At customer site with my boss.

Boss: let's check this code which is not working

Me: ok (starting the debugging session)

I found this code, which was failing during the writing on disk for some reasons.

try
{
....
writer.writeline(some data);
....
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
....
}

Boss: ok it fails to write data but we need to, let's manage it like this:

try
{
....
writer.writeline(some data);
....
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
writer.writeline(some data);
....
}

Ahahahah

This is Exactly my Life...

it seems like fortune reads my mind telepathically

If you're going to bother to detect that my input is without hyphens, then you can certainly insert them for me too.

Days upon days I've spent on making this shit. Now the PC doesn't recognize it as a fucking hub, and instead it's just a glorified LED with some audio connectors next to it. What a fantastic waste of time 😑

stolen from internet of 2005
coffee machine

Wordpress sucks

Not a coward in games,
i just save quite often...

*clicks site*

"hello to continue using our site you **********🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥MUST🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*********** disable adblock"

*exits site*

In case you need fake data

Just Started Using Kotlin, Never Going Back To Java.

rookie dev : "to my senior, im gonna ask you the basic questions instead of googling it. Im gonna disturb you every now and then.... just kidding"

found this gem in an open source project on github lately

Bad ping will get ya!