when the bug is fixed by unknown reason, that is big problem than the bug itself.

The man behind the legend!

Met a cute girl at the ATM today.
Long story short, she gave me her Instagram account and I ended up giving her my GitHub account.

One picture to describe 7 days

I need python

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Gotta love this guy

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Not rubber but LEGO duck.

Got paid Friday. I have just enough to pay rent, car payment and health insurance.

Bosses : check out my new car.

You're welcome.

Devrant mentioned in our Databases course! 😱

1. Customer wants X.
2. Developer delivers X.
3. Customer wants developer to change X to Y for free.
4. Developer demands money.
5. Customer gets mad.
6. Developer compares situation to ordering a hamburger, consuming it, and demanding a pizza for free because customer didn't like the hamburger.
7. Customer pays

Have been working with javascript for 2 years and I just had a look at node.js docs.

This thing is orgasmic for a guy like me. So much power!

Lol app store

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

Notepad++ #2?? Who? Where??!!

Programming facts #1

Spent two goddamn hours writing a Python script to convert exported JSON from Trello to an Excel sheet, only to find a Chrome extension that already does it, and better. 😧

Just opened my laptop to see if I can upgrade my ram, and yes I can

And I've got space for a 2.5 drive as well!
Fuck yeah!

All I need is a 1080 inside of this :P
But I've just got a shitty built-in gpu...

Fuck human bodies, I want to live in the cloud...

Ah.. so that's how he makes the comics in color now.

How to become a better developer...

I miss the good old days...

Dat ass

Jusssttt in case anything goes wrong over the weekend I got a team of developers on standby...

Allo doesn't seem to assist without sudo command. 😂😂

When you dream about going to second base , but are told to learn firebase

Yeah, I have experience qith qorst CS teacher.
Considering that teacher as function (object) no matter what we pass never give results... It was anti boolean function can't even decide true or false because lack of info and throws any exception even on success..
It was like getting tons of errors when code is 100% perfect

started with
printf("Hello World... It's 2010")

Journey to
cout
println
Document.write
echo

Stayed at
try:
print('hey there...')
except:
print('got issue.... Fu#k this bug')
pass