I work with junior developers, guiding them and teaching them on a daily basis.. my biggest pet peeve?
When they finish typing code and without testing it ask: "Is this right?"

HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW? Seriously! I don't know what all your specs are, maybe try running it before asking??

ffs.

Lol😂😂
PC: Facebook 😂

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

If you can't save yourself anymore...

Other people : she said yes :') :')

Me: the client accepted the first draft without asking for changes :') :')

Some guys here might have read this...

My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

Too early for node_modules joke?

When you try to fix a library

Lecture be like, I have provided some "working code" for you to modify.....

When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

When i ask a question in StackOverflow and no one gives a shit 😐

- "I disabled unit test to make this work..."
- *Force choke*

When they replace you with an intern

This is how I feel after working, almost exclusively, with PHP over the last 4 years.

Website: "your ad blocker's on, consider adding us to your white list..."
Me: *inspect element*
Me: *Delete modal*
*Insert montage of me hacking into the mainframe for dramatic purposes*

I'm in. 😎

Putting 👏 _ 👏 in 👏 front 👏 of 👏 your 👏 properties 👏 doesn't 👏 make 👏 them 👏 private 👏

Bad architecture causes more problems than bad code.

Make let not var.

Lets all help them share their startup

Whatever you do, NEVER EVER use lame commit messages like "updated". Your future self will thank you.

To my full confident co worker, fuck you dumbass.

EASY: making fun of stuff
HARD: making stuff

Somebody sent me this t-shirt; how many technically incorrect things can you find?

That feeling of accomplishment you get when the person who go you into programming, had patience and tought you finally comes to you 8 years later and sees you as a collegue.

A real high point in my life

That's it, I fucking love Ruby, I'm officially off Java (although I still use it).

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, lounge, pub, tavern, night club, mini bar, drinks.

“There's one technique that you must use if you want people to listen to you: listen to them.” - The Pragmatic Programmer 📖

Ok Windows, this is starting to get ridiculous...