schrodinger's backup

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

When you copy code from internet and it leaves the line numbers in. FML

That's a lot of contributors

Made me chuckle, cheers robershuxley /r/ProgrammingHumor

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

"Remove it i don't want it" - display: none !important;

Waiting with doing anything till 2 days before the deathline.

My productivity hack: headphones and a simple sign that says "NO".
...works!

Frontend vs Backend

JS gets a lot of hate lately.

The last month I was developing a mobile app that just showed information. I have to say ionic2 was quite good for it. Sure it's not native but I think it's a good thing for some apps

foreach line in codebase {
bug++
}

Unit testing be like "all tests passed"

Clients be like...

Same old unfairness!

Reality

A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

me, when the deadline is next week

Extrovert in game, introvert in real life.

Nice Board

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

The golden ratio !!!

My boss: "I have an idea for a very important update that we should push to all our apps ASAP."
Me: "I'm not adding a Santa hat to the icons."
My Boss: "............... Carry on"

Feel like almost all the questions I receive as the automation lead can be replied with this.

Those clients....

Linear Algebra sometimes needs some workarounds too...

Every single day.

Vertical coding

My progress in CSS