We are currently in home office because of the actual corona situation. Since yesterday we experience internet problems in this region. So I constantly check ping to see how worse it is.

Let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to rage:

while true; do if (( $(ping -c1 1.1.1.1 | grep "bytes from" | cut -d "=" -f4 | cut -d " " -f1) > 40 ));then espeak "fuck" ;fi;sleep 1;done

Don't look at my branch...

I have no idea why the server does this, but everytime I Ctrl+C a process it prints a unicode heart out.

WARNING: cringe for full-stack developers..

Recruiters at it again - how does any of this make sense?

The bloke that I share my office with is asleep on the job. Ffs, can I get any support around here?

This working remotely from home thing, just isn’t panning out

How to boost profits

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

What an interesting CAPTCHA...
I hope they parse their input right 😉

There's a spending machine in my job that uses a tablet with an app as the interface. I downloaded Spotify, put some music and switch back to the app. It's funny to see the people trying to find where the music came from.

Dead.....

😂😂😂😂

I've got a few stickers
It's the first time a decorated my laptops :)

This is unintentionally hilarious.

A gift from my son

A friend got a "new" (several years old) pc from an other friend. The pc made strange noises, so I open it and found a little speaker connected to the USB pins on the mainboard. Not an USB speaker but a simple mini speaker with two cables (see the picture). Why would someone do this?

Triggered af that Jim left for Philly with his computer unlocked...

When a new client visits the company..

the ultimate automatic "boss key"

Ok bye....

Stop talking trash about developer tools!

Vim is FAST

Visual Studio is RESPONSIVE

Eclipse is EFFICIENT

IntelliJ IDEA is PERFORMANT

Android Studio

Xcode is POWERFUL

For some reason, people like to show off their mostly-samey linux desktops.

Here's mine.

Alright, i'm fucking done.

Fedora: Packages are self-referencial, using the system is like sprinting through a fucking minefield.

Linux Mint: "lol just don't update packages on the repo because shit can't break if it never updates! Don't add custom repos either or we'll just fucking break your PC."

Debian Raw: "We have all of 5 packages on our repos and GPG is fucking broken so you can't add more repos."

Arch: "Have fun modifying the boot disk for 30 hours so it'll boot, and let's tack on another 30 to make it install properly."

Gentoo: "LOL what is swap. Let's just pipe garbage into this partition as fast as the disk will let us for literally no reason. I'm sure you can still use the system for all of 30 minutes, at which point your SSD will give out. No big deal..."

when did Linux go to shit?

Windows isn't any better without billions of tweaks and then a build upgrade (in that order specific) to make it run properly.

Nor is OSX, as it runs on the model of "lol gotta hack your own PC to run custom unapproved binaries!"

Fuck it.

I'm installing DOS.

Bender 🤖

Always have a slight smirk whenever I see unifi devices ready for "adoption"

LAMo everyone is doning it!!!

ultimate debugging machine :D

Everytime

Here comes the hacker

Sooo true ._. I hope no one uploaded this before

This ... Makes me saddd