502 Bad Gateway

Did this on my first programming exam.

int index = 0
int value = 0
try {
while true {
value += array[index]
index++
}
} catch NullPointerException {
System.out.print("Sum: " + value)
}

The task was to add together all numbers in an array.

I somehow aced the exam, but got called in to teachers office this is not the way to use exceptions.

I haz degree

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

This looks dumb as hell 🙌🏼

My dad just heard about the Iphone7

He wants me to create an Iphone8 because I study things with computers and technology stuff.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is how cables are meant to be! 😍

First laugh then comment 😂😂😂

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

Meet poo, the QA guy

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.

when your commit message is longer than the actual change

Every goddamn time, when am in a hurry, this (shit) happened.

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

> Can I have the water?

You didn't said the magic word...

> sudo Can I have the water?

!rant

I've always wanted to son to enjoy the the same feeling I get when I'm developing. Today my son pulled up a chair next to me and started asking questions about my code, it's safe to say I got those proud dad feels.

Feels good man, feels real good.

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I'm some nerd that watches anime, relishes in video games, and spends more time around computers than around girls!

Even though that's all true...

coincidence?

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

When you put it that way...

So true

My favorite commit comment.

Too common. :D

That moment when you come across other devRant lover while walking and then he requests you if he can take your picture! Thanks @dfox for this picture! Haha

A new way of making bad commits:
alias fuckit='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Its like Russian roulette with commit messages!