Just noticed YouTube got inspired by porn video sites and now they are showing very short preview of video on thumbnail hover.

Nice but not that useful feature for non porn video site.

HR doesn't give a shit about their employees, they only care about the company.

In case you were wondering, I couldn't revisit it and was super groupie today with Uncle Bob!

The only colleague I'd ever need.

This is my first meme just wanted to say hi

1. Customer wants X.
2. Developer delivers X.
3. Customer wants developer to change X to Y for free.
4. Developer demands money.
5. Customer gets mad.
6. Developer compares situation to ordering a hamburger, consuming it, and demanding a pizza for free because customer didn't like the hamburger.
7. Customer pays

Can you tell us how did you fix it?

I find myself here once again

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

When your old friend ask for your opinion about Angular 2...

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

CEO is right

Microsoft 😂😂😂

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

The internet needs me

After reading the 100000th sudo joke on devrant. Please stop it. They are not funny at all.

Code never lies u kno

WinRar a never ending trial license... lol

First law of javascript
Always open your browser console while developing
Second law
Never trust any javascript frameworks

It's getting pretty serious. :D

Me bug fixing

Worst IDE you've worked with? Mine is xcode

DUDE , SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING SORTA GOOD AT SOMETHING

Code never lies..

Forgot the WHERE clause.

VP of company gets fired. Immediately jacks their nice office chair.

"Something simple, like Uber"

Me trying to solve a big problem.

"Like Facebook, but better"

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊