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My tinder date is playing journey on a ps4 pro 4k tv while i am taking a shit right now.

Needed something for her todo while i do my buisness...

The API they gave me.

client side validation ?

Nope, it's not your fault. It's the compiler :)

Fuck. Look at all these pieces.

It's the time of AI, so add that mf AI to our compiler that we don't have to fix the errors anymore!😈

Merry Christmas ya Deviants!!!!!
Hope everyone has/had an awesome day!

!dev
Sadly, devDucks can’t help debug family issues.

Just started a new job and they flew me across the globe for two weeks all expenses covered just for a party and a conference before I wrote a single line of code. I think I’m starting to like dev life)

I saw this headline and got very confused

They have no idea.

Sysadmin: Apps on containers and kube is mandatory from now on, scaling is mandatory!

Devs: The systems weren’t designed for containers, we haven’t prepared shirt for scaling!

Sysadmin: Hold my beer!

Me: why do people hate javascript?
Also Me after 5 mins of js coding :
Oh right now i remember why

So uhmm... Our lectures have gone on strike for the third time. Was supposed to graduate this year but seems that's not gonna happen...

Life's great!

FUCK IT!

Using Oracle 10g for our distributed databases practical lab session, and typed many SQL queries in one sheet.
Suddenly this guy came and told shortcut 'ctrl + r' to quickly run selected query.
And the page fucking reloaded and boom, all queries were gone! His evil laugh was more disturbing. 😡😡
Fuck him.

I cut my index finger cooking, now my typing is crippled.

Plz end my suffering.

Anyone who uses spaces instead of tabs is a freaking monster.

I just noticed that the UI theme picked by the client it's almost the same theme as Pornhub.

That first HTML page that I wrote and saw changes in the browser accordingly.

I have my reasons that Socrates once tried to understand how Docker works, because I have exactly the same feelings.

Why the fuck do some people need to talk so much while working?
Let me code in peace, damnit. 😒

Dear me,

We have noticed you uploaded files to a public github with your API keys in plaintext.

Please proceed to bang head against desk until you have learned your lesson.

Sincerely me.

so apparently practice doesnt make perfect

I might not be able to move to Germany with my husband because I was born with one hand and the Army is apparently concerned it'll make me spontaneously drop dead, even though I've survived for (almost) 27 years like this.

This is why I like computers, they make more sense and don't say stupid things like that.

Junior job requirements be like:
Required:
5 year experience in Php,
8 years experience in JavaScript,
Masters degree in CS,
10 years experience in React and or AngularJS

Bonuses:
Worked for Microsoft in their first year.

Salary: 20k/PA 6 month performance review.

Has anybody noticed some people's undying obsession with making their 2018 websites look like they're from 2001? Some of our clients INSIST on using site entry pop-ups, scrolling marquee text, and as many flashing buttons as possible on their sites. These are the type of people who think: "The number of buttons on my website directly correlates to the amount of money my site makes me. I want 12 buttons, all worded slightly differently, that all link to the same exact page. This will sell more of my product. From all of my experience in UX, I am positive that users will respond to a flashing neon colored button labeled "SAVE NOW!!!!!" Nevermind that your company employs professional UX Engineers. I know more than them."

Team: Finishes SudoCode.

PM: Great, now let’s convert our sudo code to python.

Team: SudoCode.py

Has mediocrity become a requirement cause there exist DEADLINES?

Turned down my skin tone for the summer 👨🏽‍🎓