When you reply while coding.

Me today when my algorithm (which took 4 of my nights) finally worked.

Google and Siri, WTF!!

Rubber duck you say, that's cute.

It's ":x" I think. Lol.

Note to self: Next time remember to clean build when CMake is throwing an error, before you start whining to the library support team.

Just when you think you could work now..

Dev: Hey, do we have a Google cloud machine running?
Me: No we have AWS remember?

Dev: Okay..
Me: Why do you want a gCloud?

Dev: I had this large stack of files and want to put them somewhere, off of my laptop. I just feel comfortable using Google than AWS.
Me: Umm.. there is Dropbox for that sort of stuff. Not high performance servers running our services.

Dev: ...
Dev: (After a moment) Yeah, why didn't I think of that? :/

Me: Seriously???

I think he forgot to have breakfast today.

Why Nintendo why??!

Why can't you make a normal Pokémon game like in the Gameboy for Mobile Devices!

Pokémon Go is good but I miss the old one. Too much today I guess.

At my incubation place they put up these new, shinny tables and cupboards.
I was hoping maybe they will put a coffee machine. Instead they shifted the printers.

Talk about aesthetics.

Looking for something similar on github 🙄

Are you fuckin kiddin me!!

CEO: You need to use git.
Designer: No

CEO: You can backup stuff.
Designer: No

CEO: You don't have to save copies!
Designer: No

CEO: You will use a really cool command line!
Designer: No

CEO: It has unlimited storage
Designer: So when we start?

Jamin' with the big three OS' at once.
Start a build and code/debug the next one.

#devLife
#Entrepreneurs

Apple rejected my app, because they throught there was a frickin Windows phone on my loading screen.

How insecure can you be?

iOS: Hey, human wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.

iOS: Out of Memory.
Me: What?

iOS: I ain't explaining shit.

Python is the boss!

Fuckin Apple

After continuously trying to approve my Unity app on app store. I was finally able to do it in just 6 months. Thanks to the 'robust and fast' process of Apple.

If only Android could learn from from them. They took only an hour.