This made me laugh

They say smoking is bad for your health, I guess they haven't tried XCode

weedX 😂😂

IT can be such a thankless job.

1linecodemasterrace

Stackoverflow.

Cmon!

Well that was a fun call I just had.

Owner of the company I freelance for: Hey I forgot to tell you something.

Me: What?

Owner: I bought you a plane ticket to fly to Puerto Rico. You're heading out in a month.

Me: What?! Why????

Owner: To set up cryptocurency mining rigs.

Me: Just because I know a bit about mining doesn't make me an expert.

Owner: We have $80k in our pocket in investments from outside parties, with another $20-30k on the way. You get 20% of the coins mined for as long as you manage it.

Me: So we're gonna set up several rigs, utilizing a b250 motherboard, g4400 CPU, 8GB of RAM and 10 GPUs each. We'll have AMD rigs for monero and Nvidia rigs for Ethereum and others. We'll use awesome miner for profitability switching on the fly. Each machine is probably going to be $5k each, possibly $4k with bulk discounts. We'll need at least 1500W per rig for power, 2000W to be safe, so we need to make sure we have ample power delivery to the mining warehouse.

Owner: I thought you weren't an expert?

Me: I'm not, but when there's money involved my motivation to Google goes into overdrive.

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Every computer programmer. :)

I believe this has saved us every so often...

I introduced git with hope that our team gets better

I introduced trello in hope that our team get better

I introduced gitlab in hope our team gets better

I introduced scrum in hope our team gets better

I'm losing hope...

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a scrum master.

“This should be super quick.” - product manager

1. Doesnt want to pay for server
2. Doesnt want to pay for disk
3. Doesnt want to pay at all
3. Wants the app in 1 week

My rubber duck is not hatching from my rubber egg. I'm starting to worry :-S

Seems appropriate.

I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

Just found nice coffee heater on my desk

It all makes sense now...

Sooo true 😂😂

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

The future of Internet of Things

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

Sleeplessness !

Found this while doing some random googling 😂

Release time :)

FOR FUCK SAKE DO PEOPLE THINK BEFORE POSTING!!!

I got a 3 star review on my app and the user said if I implement feature x he will give me 5 stars, what is even more funny is he is requesting it for free!!

I hate this fucked up miserable world -.-

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Staring at you, Angular(JS)