Guess they couldn't find the page

Hahaha 😂😂

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Well yeah. He is right!

this.

It changed my life, really. 😁

So I picked up my nephew from his kindergarten and he told me that forks have round holes.
I laughed and said that forks don't have holes, otherwise the food would fall down through them.

It turs out that he was right and I was wrong.

Render issues IRL

People who savagely strike the keys on their keyboard when they type. Why??!! Do you find it more effective somehow?

Cred to the artist

Me: I'm done working for today, let's pack up and go home !
Windows: :)
Me: You better fucking not-
Windows: Installing update 1 of 893...

Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

!rant
400 Nerf bullets just arrived... Office is gonna become a war zone...

Welcome to the team...

JavaScript is to Java what fun is to a funeral.

A friend recommended a website for react tutorials (online.reacttraining.com), front-end of it is built in angular :D

Gillette Excel

Kind of sad when you think about it.

My UI skills are amazing

We have a new switch in one of our departments.

LalaLan

10 points for next century option.

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

When I was trying to learn about parameters 😂

How to vertically center in css..

Hello world!

URL shortening at it's best

Want maximum efficiency in python?

def say(text):
print(text)

You save 2 keypresses everytime you print

UI design gone wrong

Watched Fast & Furious 8 with a few dev friends last night and laughed our asses off at the 'hacking' scenes. Seriously what the fuck was that.