Apple should make this.

new formula for life...

Microsoft and Linux 😂😂

Guys, I don't understand all the WordPress hate here. It's the best backdoor with integrated blogging system I've ever seen.

Any College professors shorter than 5 feet 5 inch should be known as microprofessors.

Well you do know how to catch my attention.

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Hi to all Windows 10 users of my app (if you're not, it's never too late to improve yourself).

I really appreciate all your feedbacks on Microsoft Store and via email!
Thanks!

I'm working really hard on v2 to release it as soon as possible.
Since I'm alone and I have a lot of other commitments (university, sleeping, holidays), I would like to release a closed BETA for all users who want to test the new version and send feedbacks, bugs reports.

All you need to do to join the BETA is filling this form (https://jakubsteplowski.com/en/...) by September 15th.

I'm planning to release 3 BETA builds (this could change):

- v2 BETA 1: September
- v2 BETA 2: October
- v2 BETA 3: November
- v2 Stable: November/December

During the BETA phase you will receive the BETA builds as normal updates from the Microsoft Store, after the BETA you will start to receive the stable builds as all users.
Of course you can resign to be a BETA tester at anytime by contacting me.

Anyone who will join the BETA will be added to the "Special thanks" section in about.

Thanks in advance for your help! 😊

Thanks google

Unique & Secure Passwords...
Source: Hacking FB Page

From Facebook...

For people who work with languages like Java this couldn't be more true

Customer: ... and can you also disable right-click to prevent our website's content from being copied?

Me:

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

If you don't know SQL, then just mention NoSQL in your CV.

Wasted whole day installing Ubuntu and get it to work on my laptop 😥
Now going back on Windows...

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

So what exactly does "Randomware" mean here?

Once I failed captcha 4 times in a row. My colleagues told me: "Update your firmware, RoboCop"

When linux crashes : "OK, maybe i did a mistake, the program i made was bad or something like that"
When windows crashes : "THE FUCK THIS OS IS BULLSHIT !"

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor

!rant

Yesterday I upgraded VS Code (insiders version, i.e daily/beta/etc) to the latest version and ran into a minor bug. I reported an issue in the Github repository, and 40 minutes later got a reply saying It was fixed and I can upgrade to the newest version.

Kudos on Microsoft and the VS Code team!

"Hey, can you help me with our Algorithms & Data Structures task? I tried to tranlate my problem with Google translator but I can not select the option to translate into Java."

I was speechless when a girl actually asked me that

* Me to a girl*
Me : Hey can I know your age?
Her: I can't tell the age like that!
Me: Oh! I see! Can I get your email address so that I can contact you later!
Her: priyanka1995@gmail.com

Me : —_(@_@)_—

8-Bit Cat

I am a dev...

Interviewer: Which number comes after 8?;
Me: 9;
Interviewer: Get out of here.;

I still don't know why I got rejected in Microsoft interview.

Programming fact....

Never got the chance to meet my company's CTO... So I started meeting other company's CTO.

HAHAHAHA

That's a great bug