Not a deadline but I once worked for a company that regularly asked for “accurate estimates” which I found hilariously oxymoronic

It’s just about time

Uranium is just angry rock.

AWS has identified suspicious activity on my account.

I'm using it for the first time in 2 years. That's the suspicious activity.

Jason(JSON)

Have you seen this one ?

https://youtu.be/AHrCI9eSJGQ I’m totally blown by it - https://youtu.be/9JBMpzW_B58

Painfully funny || funnily painful

Programming is possibly the most relaxing job.

5% time programming
30% time searching the web
50% time thinking
15% time pretending to be thinking

Programming helped me realise, that I'm growing.

Since I've learned git long time ago, all my projects are archived and I can get back to them. When I look at my old code, I can see, how much I've learned, and how much more of a developer I've become.

And it motivates me to keep going.

😥😥😥😥

— Why do you want to work at our office in Mexico?
— I want to be a señor developer.

That's a good plan🤣

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

Filler text for meme

Eternal confusion.

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

IT can be such a thankless job.

Totally agree...

GDPR done right. 😂😂

When you get high on validation

Current state of NPM packages...

Stackoverflow.

Many can relate. 🤔

Learning chineese !

Never leave your login on a postit

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

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If you don't pay for a product, you ARE the product.

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows