Show some respect... 🙌

Are you a protocol? Because you're kinda ://

Witch😔

Log files ...

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer

Exactly

Here's another view that I had where I thought coding outdoors with nature was pretty rad...

Credit to /r/ProgrammerHumor

Perfect combination

Dear Dad,
'Long Press' doesn't mean 'Pressing it harder'... they are two different things..
[RIP his smartphone]

just joined in a company as an intern

WHO THE FUCK BLOCKS SPOTIFY AND YOUTUBE?

Ever notice the similarity between Flat Earthers and people who believe HTML is a programming language?

You can present them with all the reason and logic in the world and they won’t change their minds.

India just approved complete net neutrality

Link here : https://theverge.com/2018/7/...

Got a Nintendo switch today. Could not be happier.

Hired a new backend Dev. He writes a script and sends it for testing...
Tester: "It's not working..."
Backend Dev: Goes to Mongo and deletes the tester's whole profile...

I cant control my laughter every time I remember this incident...He claimed it was a mistake, I don't think that it was a mistake...the tester had it coming...
"It's not working" that's all he says every time...I mean at least give me something to start with...!

Happy Engineers' Day to all engineers here!

Sir M. Visvesvaraya, one of the greatest engineers of all time, was born this day in 1861. His contributions to the society through engineering is priceless. We celebrate his birthday as engineers' day here in India.

May I interrupt your scrolling for an important message:

WE GOT IT, Y' ALL HATE GRADLE

carry on

By someone who reviewed my code. "Put a null check in the catch block for the exception....cuz some times exception itself might be null..."
And by that he/she means,

catch (Exception e){
if (e != null) {....}
}

Java or Kotlin ....for production?

I don't know why it gives you that, just force push ...

Don't design a database we just implement tables as we code the app.

#+BEGIN_QUOTE
What’s 5 plus 2?
7.
Correct.

What’s 5 plus 3?
8
Nope. It’s 10, because we turned 5 into 7, remember?
#+END_QUOTE

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

Should be ILLEGAL when newsletters do not have a "unsubscribe" link 😡

Hostinger reviews? Does anyone here ever used hostinger premium hosting?

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

devRant. Where everyone is pissed but everyone is cool with each other.

One does not simply git add --all

Me after debugging and fixing issues over several days without 'proper' coding..

Wow did you know?