string work_it, make_it, do_it, makes_us;
if(work_it=="harder") {
make_it="better";
if(make_it=="better") {
do_it="faster";
if(do_it=="faster") {
makes_us="stronger";
}}}

I was once at a hackathon and got into a team with some people out of the same company. They brought all of their fancy tools with them, which no one understood except for them.
They ended up doing all of the back-end and I designed a f***** logo, some slides and bored myself to death for the remaining 18 hours or so.

There should be a devrant Meetup one day. Basically The community just gets together, rants about stuff to each other but in person so we all meet our social interaction requirements for the year. Then we could buy swag and sit on our computers and work on our personal/group projects. It would give devs a great excuse to take a vacation once a year.

Needs to be 2am.. else nothing gets done!

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

I want one!

http://monkeyuser.com/2016/...

Me: "oh its a new year, time to check out some shiny new languages"
Me: *finds kotlin*
Me:
Me: "what the fuck"

Kill me now

Real Story :(

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

!rant

Vue.js, where have you been all my life? I think I love you.

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

year++;

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.

Code free, code alone!

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

I met this girl on the way back from lunch, I stopped, requested her digits, when I asked "what's your address" and she replied "123.2.2.8". I fell in love instantly. I knew she was the one.

every friday

C language & math formulation, you are bound to miss one of these. 😓

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Ha good try

Programing Tree🤗

Some exceptional speed dating skills..

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

git everywhere

The week before project deadline...

It's that Christmas time of the year again

How to make a cold cup of coffee:-

1-make a normal cup of coffee
2-start coding
3-after coding you'll forget that you made coffee
4-drink it cold
5-feel bad for not drinking it while it's hot

Thought I'd print a useful article on JS design patterns....
Looks like I'll be messing with the CSS for a while!