lol ok

I've never found a perfect video until now.

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

When all you want is to be a game developer

I like my new USB enter key.

Just saw a junior engineer role that requires 7years of experience. Some people will not make it to Heaven.

Few months ago I made an app for my buddy. Because it was simple soundboard app (it literally took me 15 minutes) I haven’t took any money. He said it’s for personal use only...

So he released it under his name on Google Play Store... And now he asks me to add advertisements... For free... When I asked him what can I get from it, he said “you can add your name to Credits”

That’s how you loose trust and buddies!

Sister: "You can't commit to......"
Me: *has flashbacks of Git Commit issues doesn't even hear the rest*

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O

To everyone who needs one virtual hug:
*hug*

My first ever salary made with coding came yesterday! 🎁

The devRant app just crashed after writing a 4000+ character rant on my fucking phone.

Fuck me.

I don't hate newbies. I hate newbies that think they are pros.

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

When we finally get to Mars, all programmers on Earth will scream in pain over having to program another timezone

Hey everyone,

This coming Sunday (Feb 4), at about 12AM EST, devRant will be going down for scheduled maintenance (database server maintenance). The maintenance shouldn’t take more than about 15 minutes.

Feel free to let me know if you have any questions and apologies for the inconvenience!

My sons homework:
Matt received 5 apples. He had eaten 3.
Question: how many apples left for him?
My son said 2.
NO! We don't know how many apples he has before. Remember to asaign 0 to variable!

My Toddler son playing cars on the keyboard, simultaneously simulating dumb user input on a website.

Cross platform desktop application for devRant [more details]