A place where "asap" is actually only used when necessary.

This is true tbh

When your half asleep coding

I'll buy it on my deathbed, i promise!

I have to stop being awake until 3 AM coding when I have to be at work at 6..

Saw this today in the exercise code of a deep learning lecture. These people are doing their PhDs in deep learning 😳

* the snippet has no side effects

College student here.
What are the most important skills/assets one should bring to the workplace? As a developer and a colleague.

Decrease the length of my to-do list

When someone asks me a tecnical question in something i'm interested in:
"It works like this ... Oh i also should explain you how processors work ... Anyway, when a bufferoverflow arises ... And thats how crypthography works ... and so does blockchain work ... anf thats why bitcoin is causing way too many stress on the power grid."

i keep getting spam

I've read that devRant is using javascript and the likes, what I'm wondering is how one uses javascript for android apps. I know PhoneGap exists, but I also read that there is some performance issues with it. what does devRant use?

Background: I am currently working with a DB that has websocket functionality ("notify a client on insert/etc."). However, you do have to whitelist tables in order to use them with sockets.

I wanted to optimize my code and didn't want to mess with my coworkers dev-data, therefore I duplicated the table. After improving some small things I noticed that the interface does not change with new socket data. I have spent the last hour or so trying to figure out where I broke it.

I just realized that I forgot to whitelist that duplicated table 😐 Most relieving moment today 😅

Bonus side effect: The code is much cleaner now since I refactored a lot of the realtime-logic in order to understand it/fix the bug.

Im new to code anybody got any tips?

Imagine you're in a world where everybody suddenly vanishes when you wake up what do you do with your time and where would you go

whats the dumbest thing a friend/sibling ect said to you?

Free siftware is gud

Picking up the work on an existing Wordpress site.

When a non-tech person started a WP page and you as a software engineer should "improve it a little bit, since [the client] already did most of the work"...

By now - unless I really cannot get around it - I refuse to start working extensively on existing wordpress sites.

- I have done this, this and this. I'm an amazing programmer even though i copied it from SO.

- Allright, could you explain this part since you did not write one single comment.

- (insert generic bullshit excuse)

you don't think he's the one getting the internship amd the summer job since he's the loudest? dear god, my fist, his face.

what is your favorite food

Your career comes easy to you, you like math.

do you have any stories on times people thought you were hacking when you were coding

A big development company needed summer interns, the job required java and the likes and it was the first big interview i've had. This wasn't a problem, i thought, until i got there. worth noting is that Im still in school and and the last time i used java extensivly was a year prior to the interview. I completly blanked on the, rather basic, questions. needless to say, I didnt get it.

This is based on opinions but what language do you think is the best

That awkward feeling when you try to make an easy to pick up and use UI and fail so horrendously, that even a person otherwise skilled in computer management fails to grasp it...

I'm looking at you Synology and your fancy DSM bullshit that I just spent 2 hours trying to make available on WAN.

I almost gave up... Then realised I can log onto there through SSH, sudo su onto root and check out the webserver configuration (nginx) manually to make heads and tails of how to use it!

God... Its just tuesday, and I already feel like I need a shot of something strong...

2005, after I tried to program my computer to be quicker. By the time I realized that it was impossible, I was hooked.

when I get the assignment of debugging my group members uncommented Java Swing application, I seriously have to untangle that mess for days

started to mess around with Scala last night, man it was easy to get in to the flow

git rebase is really nice. Can recommend it to clean up a git history :D

Im hoping to get in to this anime named kaidro, they are letting fans have characters in the anime and im hoping to get in, ill post if i get in or not

if you had to die other than old age how would you want to go

You choose a superpower in the comments and the first person who replies (me included) chooses a side effect

Earlier this day, I read that Strapi is dropping its support for MongoDB. I was a bit bummed at first, but their reasoning was good and I moved from MongoDB Atlas to CloudSQL.

From that point on my day got so much better: Now my strapi backend is so much faster than before! I cannot believe, that I just got to migrate to SQL. Should have done this a long time before.

All operations are literally 2-3 times as fast as before. Thank you @strapiDevelopers for forcing me to migrate :D

what do you think of undertale?

You have a revolver that when you shoot somebody on your tv/pc they die in real life, but since its a revolver you only have 6 shots, who do you shoot.

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ugh I just wasted an hour of my life on `tar`. Unzip, edit file, rezip. Seriously. How hard can that be? And no DSM, "invalid file format" doesn't do crap for helping me debug.

(I know, tar is the butt of a lot of memes around here, but it's legitimately frustrating.)

would you rather live life with no arms or no legs (you cant buy prosthetic arms or legs)

Im doing a project for science as what would happen if a person went on an anorexic diet for a month suddenly.

so my friend got told he had to stay after school for math every day he had math to catch up on work but this idiotic teacher told him he had to stay every tuesday and thursday...the only days this week he didnt have math class, yeah our school system sucks

if you were inside a zombie apocalypse, where would you go, what would you do

i hate it when Im coding and my friends joke around and call me a hacker or nerd when they couldn't even print anything if i told them how to do it plus its not hacking if you believe its hacking when im typing code on python or c# online then you need to go back to school

Fuck! I frkn hate supabase right now.

Row Level Security seems like a nice feature but it does not fckn work for me.

How many people know and use github to post projects you are working on

Hope you are washing your hands, now that we are quarantined i can spend more time learning different programming languages, i need it because i have a group of friends making a game, say hi to vindic because he is one of our scripters and the only one to have devrant

Im back so i will be posting alot more often on here :)