Complains why the app is not done yet ...

Because you fucking keep coming up with new features and ask us to implement them immediately !!!??

Passed out while coding, last evening.
woke up now and realized this is how i wanna go ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aah my father, programmer, when I was in primary school and he told me "don't be a programmer in life, it's an infinite pain in the ass". Aaah I should have listened to him

Am I the only douchebag that has a separate StackOverflow account for stupid questions that I know are going to be voted down?

If you have been a software developer for more than 10 years and still like your job you are either not really a software engineer or have mental health issues.

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

Stackoverflow.

Sometimes I feel I'm an app developer, a web developer, a sysadmin, an ethical hacker and a programmer who's comfortable in several languages. At other times, I feel like I just know how to use the internet.

Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

Finals done.
Other People: "Yeah, time for fun, friends and parties!"
Me: "Yeah, time for side projects!"

I'd become a gardner:
Different sandbox but still fighting bugs.

Well...

Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that in CSS, "!important" doesn't mean "not important" ?

That moment when you are on terminal, you highlight text and press Ctrl+C, only to realize you have terminated a running job that was 90% complete.

Me: Brooo, We did it last night!
Friend : Which base did you get to?
Me : Hbase
Friend: Ha, doope!

Best thing being software dev in R&D? You don't have to interact with clients.

When Deadline is less than a Day Away

Programmers have to make it complicated. 😎

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

Everytime they force me to add and test stupid features. I usually end up making my own version, which they dump almost every time.

Programming is infinity times more fun when you have a project you're passionate about!

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

Being non-technical is not an excuse for being stupid

Salary negotiation

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

do you guys agree with my analogy that the biggest challenge we face as devs is not actually the challenge itself but how to describe your challenge.

Piece of shit admin installed a chrome plugin which changed the new tab to no internet default image ... The whole office was pranked

I am now a Cloud Hosting (Windows and Linux) Reseller. I kinda feel like giving away some free accounts to the devRant community. But it can't give away too many accounts, so I probably won't because I don't want to exclude anybody. 😭

Gotcha!!