Marketing: it's not working...

Me: *fixes bug and pushes changes in less than 5 mins*

Me: Well it's working for me

Marketing: strange... it wasn't working 5 minutes ago...

I love their faces of confusion haha

It's painful.

*Corona Virus Lock-down*
-University Prof: "Now You have lots of time to do your projects. from now, you will have 1 project each week"

-Boss: "You are at home all day! can you increase your working hours?"

-Me: "Fuck Corona"

Co-worker presented her work by sharing her screen. She forgot to unshare.

She proceeded to open Chrome and search: "Can I sue co-worker if I get coronavirus because he coughed?"

Another employee said: "Your screen is showing" :/

Some truth

This one cracked me up!

I'm not yet a programmer, I'm still learning. But is it normal to get so frustrated when I can't find a solution to something and start feeling totally useless?
It's funny because after a sleep I sit down again and usually fix the problem

So this night, I dreamt that my devRant stickers arrived.

Well fuck they didn't lay on my desk when I woke up.

Why is reality like this.

Next level of Google Translate

(•_•)
<) )╯i
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> got
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> promoted
/ \

sudo rm /usr/bin/sudo

I used the stones to destroy the stones

Got my first job as a sysadmin at 13 years old

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Every job interview question ever

alexa in action

LMFAOOOOOOO

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Totally useful!
Master CS Degree.
More knowledge then most coders.
More knowledge on what’s going to come.

No ragrets 🤷‍♂️

//TODO: Add Camera

😂😂😂

And that’s how I ended up with a boyfriend, turns out he is an engineer as well!

Just perfect....

Lol relatable

every time...

So true 💡

Feeling sleepy reading v4l2 documentation.

Opens devrant for a few minutes.

After 45 minutes of scrolling and commenting.

Shit, I need to get the driver working today.

Sneak: 100

;____;