rant && dev && education

So I just interviewed this guy for admission into our bootcamp and because he has raised some red flags before, I asked him to just write a factorial function and he chose HTML to do it. I told him he can certainly try thinking that maybe he doesn't know that whatever you write inside script tag is actually JavaScript. He went on to do this. What bothers me is he have a computer science diploma.

Till now I have just heard of these people but always taught those are just marketing or some person who think that just because they here HTML with some other programming language. BUT THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guys... We must consider removing AI from clouds...

I never thought they'd be so rude /s

Me : "Hey, I can't find the comments.js file, do you know where it is stored?"
Co-worker : "Yep, look in the CSS folder"
Me : "OK, thanks!"

5 seconds later..

Me : "Wait, what?"

I love when someone asked the same question as me in 2006.

After years of game dev!

QA: It's not working.
Me: Are you getting 503 errors?
QA: No, just the one.

customer who didn't paid for 3 months: why is our server down?

me: server?. what server?.

I wonder if Bill Gates actually wants to donate someone money, will it still end up in spam.

This almost killed me...

Using Vim, all C++ programs start with:
nclude<iostream>

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

Somehow, every skill I have seems to decrease as the number of people around me increase.

Every IDE should have an option to open Stack Overflow directly after an Exception is thrown.

It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

......

Avast. :/

I love updated comments. ☕

I just coined a new word from a typo! Wait for it...

DREADLINE.

Enjoy your day.

Opens pycharm
import time;
print(time.
*hits Ctrl+space*
>Auto complete not working
>Searches SO no answer
>Realized file saved as time.py
> Proceeds to contemplate career choice

Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

My manager doesn't get it.

Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

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Ctrl + W allows to select the word, then the sentence, around your cursor inside a JetBrains software.

Ctrl + W allows you to FUCKING close the current tab in any FUCKING web browser

Oh shit

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

How could I miss CSS "position: sticky"? 😱