We work in a field full of pretentious bitches, messed up egos, and fucking over inflated titles.

"The next time you’re caught in a room full of smart people doing something dumb (like trying to anticipate what your users will do), tune them out, flip open your laptop, and start prototyping." - Daniel Burka

Seems legit

I wish I had been an “ex-Google tech lead” for a week - so that could tell everyone I was “ex Google” as if it were like being a Dr. or something.

(not)

*has a great company name idea*
*tries to register domain*
*domain taken*
*looks at whois*
*i already own it*
i don’t know how to feel

"Good design is finding a solution to a problem. Great design is finding the simplest solution to the same problem." - Nicholas Petersen

You ever spend like 10 minutes typing up a whole-ass rant and then feel petty and dumb about it and just delete the whole thing?

Its my birthday 🥳🎈🎉

Nvidia, FUCK YOU 🖕🏻

My dear diary,

Today, the guy that convinced the boss to completely replace our functional CMS website (marketing used to update it) with a static one he was writing from scratch in PHP + jQuery, has published our MailChimp Api Key on StackOverflow, because he couldn't make the API to work.

Boss didn't complain, but I don't think he understood what happened. Just asked the guy for not doing that again.

It was a crazy day.

Java is so fucking stupid. Literally nobody likes Java. Fucking stupid ass language and every app that uses it is laggy and stupid as fuck. Fuck you Oracle. This is why literally nobody uses your cloud platform. Stupid deprecated shit that nobody uses anymore.

Anyone that uses Java is forced to because the software ware literally made 949349 years ago. Java is just such a stupid language and so fucking laggy. NOBODY LIKES JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE. WHAT A STUPID INVENTION. WHOEVER DID THAT NEEDS TO BE FIRED ASAP. Oracle is such a stupid company. Make something that people actually want to use, because obviously nobody wants to fucking use Java. Nasty ass laggy fucking language.

Fuck you

I mean, that’s normal right ?

I really hope you enjoy this joke

Found this somewhere and started crying

I will only sign up for TikTok if Microsoft successfully buys it, then rebrands it as something like Microsoft Audio/Video Social Gallery 2020 (Community Edition)

Drinking game: Take a shot whenever you’re staring at work and don’t feel like working.

Bonus game: try not to die or get fired.

500vh;

This meme kinda motivated me...

Fancy cli output :D

Attempting a Big Sur Hackintosh for the 100th time already...

Like one of those jobs that demand 12 years of experience with Kubernetes (which was released 6 years ago)

It's funny to see creator of a product not being experienced enough to apply for the job posting related to the same product...😂
https://twitter.com/tiangolo/...

Each time someone rants about GitHub changing shit ("Master/Slave")

I'm 2 fucks away from sharing this on my work group

home-made cloud computer

src: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/...

best way to understand clustering 🤣🤣

Where you get the Code

"Stack Overflow Mods are just ❤️"
~ Noone Ever

Sauce: https://twitter.com/josiahrooney/...

* Cough Cough *

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