I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

I know people who need this!

And thus another 365 days have passed and here we are. Woooh! In celebrations of the age++ I gave my little avatar his own cake while I now enjoy my own. Cheers!

Saw this today, wanted to play dino jump game

That moment when you have so many tabs that instead of showing the number it shows the emoji :D

Mantra of the day : "Three weeks of coding can save three hours of planning."

planned a project,
spent a whole day on a feature.

3 weeks later, i realise that feature i spent a whole day on wasn't needed at all.

i'm a fucking noob ape trying to pretend it's a developer or some shit.

Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs.

Lol! I think I can totally do this 😂😂😂

"When code and comments disagree, both are probably wrong."

- Norm Schryer

Thank you JS for challenging our lives

This was during the first day of my first real dev job, straight out of college. I didn’t have have much experience with version control since I did mostly solo projects in college, and I wasn’t exposed to SVN or Git in school at all.

One of the senior devs was going to give me and another new guy a brief overview of the codebase. He sets us up with the GitHub repo for the codebase and tells us to clone the codebase locally. I didn’t really know what this meant but I felt kind of embarrassed to ask, so I just clicked “download as zip” on The GitHub repo.

After a minute he saw what I had done and was like “yeah, that’s not what you want to do” and showed me how to clone it. I was kind of embarrassed but I learned Git pretty quickly after that.

I don’t really have a moral to this story except that “no question is a stupid one” is much easier said than done for many people, and it can be embarrassing to ask certain questions sometimes.

This is my motivation.

Well, thanks for letting me know

Got this old girl from a reseller on Ebay. I wanted to know if they were worth the hype.

It was made in Aug `89, my birthday. It's almost 30 years old and will likely outlive me.

Alone in the office. Everyone left to see Portugal play. Time to blast some heavy fucking metal. 🤘

Every IDE should have an option to open Stack Overflow directly after an Exception is thrown.

When you have to learn java #javahaters

The closest thing to a stress free working environment.

Manager: you can leave earlier today
Me:

aaaaaand I did it again:

if( !txt.getText().length() != 0 ){

}

I'm done for today

Have deleted FB account and uninstalled the app. Devrant gives me all I need for socializing with like minded people.. fuck u fb..

I'm not sure if I would read either of these

Web browsers supported by my new project :
Firefox ✔️
Chrome ✔️
Internet Explorer ❌

Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

Best 404 page I have ever seen 😊

https://acm.illinois.edu/404

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

Ahhhh, devRant, the last holy place where you can carelessly read without being flushed with fucking foodball news.
Only the tech thingies I like so much, all year long. Devrant, I love you!

I have no life...

Me: ooh my eyes hearts, I have to sleep now, I fix this tomorrow morning.

(go to sleep)

Inner Me: hey
Me: ...
Inner Me: pisst! wake up
Me: what?? leave me alone I'm tired
Inner Me: remember that issue you had?
Me: yes?
Inner Me: this is how you can solve it
Me: great thanks, I'll fix it later
Inner Me: no no you have to fix it now
Me: I'm tired, I'll fix it first thing in the morning
Inner Me: no no you'll forgot it
Me: no I won't, let me sleep
Inner Me: no no you'll forget and I won't tell you again
Me: look I write it down in my phone now leave me alone
Inner Me: no no you have to fix it now.
Me: *crying* for God sake...

(gets out of bed and try to turn on PC and it's not starting, realizing that the power is out)

Me: you happy now, I fix it tomorrow.
Inner Me: no no stay awake till power is back on.
Me: SHUT THE FICN ON PICK OF CRAPE. Did SHDUHDBD DBDJDB