Well I did exactly what it said I would.

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, its not that good.

Job posting for Kubernetes with 5 years experience.
Kubernetes was released 4 years ago.

Back in those limewire days

I fucking hate Visual Studio!

Don't get me wrong, from time to time I actually enjoy it but not today.
It all went south when I tried to add a new handler to an fucking old asp.net webpage. I had the access the 'Range' headed to stream bits of audio and video files to the client. It was working absolutely fine for the first hour and a half, after that point the fun started...
VS decided that my source code and the binaries won't match anymore. Everytime I tried to add a fucking breakpoint or debug this cunt of an error it would just refuse
The worst part that made me go apeshit was when I finally got a breakpoint and the exception. Some unknown fucking system dll just kept on killing my thread without a proper error message because it's optimized to the fucking moon and back!

Any ideas from the devs here on what's going on and how the fuck I can fix this?

Uff..!

Everytime

Is anyone able to help me fix a bug?

The wakeup function keeps throwing an error and reverting back to sleep mode, unless there is an alarm nearby. Does anyone know the fix to this?

I don't think you understand the word, "vacation."

all i want pls :-)

Drunk me coding.
Next day: WTF, dude…?

If else inserted of debugger..

Regex.

I HATE YOU.

There. I've said it.

I spent the better part of the last hour trying to wrangle together, not one, but TWO regexes and getting them to work with Python's "re" module.

The worst part about these little shits? It's how well they work once you figure out how to get them to work. For example, pulling a phone number out of a paragraph is difficult with string methods, but cake with regex . . . if you can figure out the pattern.

But I think I'll always have hate in my heart for Regex just for how obtuse and frustrating they can be.

F**k you regex.

Coolest commit history I have seen!

Satisfying commit.

Celebrated saints Nicolas today with the family. Apparently my sister made a devRant account to follow me around and see how/what I'm about in this platform and get me a present based on that.

She got me this: 😍

I asked my boss for two macs to work on and I got this. Now I work on two macs.

It's all about how fancy you fail

*The interview wasn't off to a good start, as the recruiter forgot he invited me for an interview, so he just led me to some empty office after letting me wait for good 15 minutes. *

Them: Here, write some pseudocode to find a value in a tree.

Me (thinking): Interesting question; DFS / BFS would be really simple here, but nobody uses trees for that - perhaps I should ask about characteristics of the tree in question?

But before I realised, the interviewer already rushed out the office, so I just picked up my jacket and left...

I really hate to have a non-technical Scrum Master...
He makes these long meetings to explain EVERYTHING to him and ask us help to be on meetings with clients in case "he over commit us" with more work.
I've had cool Scrum Masters but not like this dude that is a pain in the ass...

PS. he's good friend of the boss... so I'm sending him videos about what his role should do 😕

PS2. Fourtunately, he's about to be switched to another project soon.

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

How I feel when I ask a question on StackOverflow...

#Javascript 👾

Hey, what css preprocessor do you use?

Ping me when you're free 😂😂

Epic self-troll... Btw, YT deserved it.

Shit, I need to prototype a layout real quick...

*Opens MS Paint*

Am I a joke to you, windows?

A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :

Use biometric authentication