Ramadan Kareem!
For everyone who is celebrating it.

If I quit from a job every 2 months, I'll never be disappointed.

Fast question , just got Visual Studio cuz i want to start learning how to make desktop apps

With wich should i start
a) Visual Basic
b) C#

Me : Alexa, will you marry me ?
Alexa : I think that will somehow violate the law of robotics.

Windows users trying Linux for first time and trying to do anything using terminal

When my Linux tells me I have 17 hours of 🔋 remaining but doesn't even last 2 hours is funny.

Can we please show that there is allot of love for windows?
Because I'm tired to see those anti windows rants and comments.

Testing on Internet Explorer!

With so many rants about Visual Studio, I wonder if there are devs here from the VS team and they read these rants xD

Not a rant.

Whoever came with the idea to implement an automatic restore point in Windows... BLESS YOU!!

Just had some problems and the PC won't boot. I entered the troubleshooting option and saw that there was an restore point from 22 this month. Just saved my ass.

Because of you great people, I installed Linux (Kubuntu, latest) again on a device after roughly 4 years, just to see how things are... 3 application crashes, 2 errors with no details just before I was able to install Chromium 😂 oh boy, hope the updates that crashed Discover fixed some of it 😌

Data Manipulation...

Source: Analytics Vidhya

When they don't test the application until one day before the release and it's all on you...

A recruiter who claims in his signature "Certified in Sourcing Ninja Black-Belt in Internet Recruitment" [sic] offered me a Java Developer position. Guess what? I'm no Java Developer at all.

Windows burn linux !

Just see that ATM runs windows! Why they don't use Linux?

Hey everyone!

devRant will be going down on Friday, July 7th around 10:30pm EDT so we can do some database maintenance and restructuring of our cluster. It hopefully won't be down for more than about 30 minutes or so, and during that time you should see our "down for maintenance" message.

If you usually use devRant while you're on the toilet (we know many do!), we apologize and suggest you try to schedule around this!

Please let me know if you have any questions and apologies for the inconvenience.

True 😂😂

Me as a mobile app developer trying to add a button to a page of a .Net website:
So, what do i need to do?

Web developer:
Oh that's easy. You need to edit that template which produces html, add an event in there that will call a javascript function, which is in a .js file, which is generated from a typescript file. Than you should give that button a style. Simply by opening up that .less file here and adding a class which will be translated to css later. In that c# file over there you add a bundle reference which contains the css and js files, but before that, they must be minified. In that other c# file, you add a controller that handles your button.
Aaand... take care of new js features and css features. Most browsers don't support them. Those cool C#7 features you love so much... not in this project. Our build servers don't support C#7. Those new features are evil anyway.

😭

My company bought us a Xbox and few games for playing in free time... I am not going home this weekend...

!rant #tip

Windows 10 - service host high cpu usage

Stop the superfetch service and it would be down to normal.

You should checkout the description of the superfetch service... Lol ):D

Wow! Thank you for this wonderfully informative error message!

I think it's a hotel!

Meh..

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

How to fix any Linux PC
(From http://theoatmeal.com/blog/...)

Some cable porn.

Just found out that this was possible.
It is the message that shows before password screen in win10. Dont know if older windows has this feature supported.

They said ducks can help...

Successfully updated NASA.😎