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This is how I write my header signatures ;)

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It's a Monday....
Live demo of an iOS Application I've been working on. Piloting next week.

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@dfox & @trogus

Any chance of the tablet versions of DevRant to have rotatable interfaces? I always keep my iPad on my Smart Cover which is in landscape.

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RUUUUNNNNN! D:

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FireFox was a Fox that was on Fire.

Safari was a compass that got lost in the Jungle.

Chrome got eaten by the Chrome looking Android Eater.

And Internet Explorer was Dora the Explorer who got lost and got swiped by the Firey Fox who lost his compass who wasn't friends with the Chrome Android guy.

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Apple's provisioning profiles/entitlements suck. They can all go wreak havoc on Android now. -___- App all coded, passed IT Security..will be passed by QA once they can actually test the app. Yet App piloting is in hold because of these stupid profiles and entitlements.

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I question EVERYTHING. I question why things are done a certain way, I ask questions on things I know, and don't know. Learning and increasing the depth of knowledge is the best way to become a better developer.

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404 Order Not Found 0.o

Got this number when I was ordering food on the go 0.0

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That moment when I find a way around Apple's pathetic restrictions.

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!Rant
In place of my absent Debugging Rubber Duck, I'd like a Mini BB8 Unit Please.

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An existing project I've been working on for a about a year now.

It's a music/radio service with a customizable UI, and integrates many other services into one place. I have a good portion of it completed, just don't have the time to really buckle down and complete the rest.

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Boom! Official answer.

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Patience, Must Learn Patience.

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Half of my code is logging to the console.

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I'm a maniac coder.

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Issues and bugs that neither StackOverflow, Google, DevForums, SeniorDevelopers can figure out and the product should've been piloted a week ago.

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When a client tries to sue but then realizes their fight was nullified by the signed contract.

Bird = client
Fox = Developer

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Creating something out of nothing and knowing there's people from all over the world using my creation. One last thing is the developer community is so rich in diversity, walks of life, experience...it's truly awesome to get to know so many people who all program.

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How I feel when I actually meet another solid programmer friend.

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My boss (in a good way). Both in my workplace and out of the work place. He's given me a lot of fantastic opportunities to learn on his time. He has encouraged me to do so because he saw my passion and love for programming. I'm incredibly lucky and blessed beyond belief to have him as a friend, and my manager.

He's the Senior Director of Network Services. So anything dealing with networking he's in charge of.

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My iOS app is going under QA and Security testing this week. This'll be interesting.

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I get to work, this pops up.

Little frustrated yesterday as I had only 2 minutes out of the entire day to ask my boss burning questions. Only got through one of the 5.

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iOS knows that the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning.

(Bottom left corner)

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Normal people count from 1 to 10. Smart people count from 0 to 9.

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I won't give up on code, but I'll give up on the hope of getting a free DevRant Stressball.

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I work solo on the Network Services Team at American Eagle as a developer. I've been working on an application for diagnosing wireless from a devices perspective.

I'm extremely happy that my app will be rolled out to the first store for real testing, and get some feedback :)

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code.
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My girlfriend pointed this out to me last night.

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How to do coding guys. Here it is!

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